Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

alanburkhart.com ^ | 01.22.11 | Alan Burkhart

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Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

After careful consideration of his qualifications, Fox News has hired Keith Olbermann.

[Jet Jaguar]

Crowd cheered Metrodome sexcapade (Wild and crazy Iowans at the football game!)
Minneapolis StarTribune (aka The Red Star) ^ | 11/25/08 | Paul Walsh - Staff Reporter

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2138310/posts

[Jet Jaguar]

Nope.

See this.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1939652/posts

[Jet Jaguar]

Nope see 160?

[chooseascreennamepat]

“Then how did Alan Colmes get a job there?”

FOX wanted one truly ugly person on the staff!

[matt04]

As a friendly reminder I would like to remind Keith the mop has a end that us used to clean the floor, and a end you hold. If you use it wrong, it doesn’t work.

[Jet Jaguar]

To: MplsSteve
Ha Ha

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[AFreeBird]

Whew!

I had my finger on the button, ready to go ballistic.

[Boiling point]

Keith! GET AWAY FROM THAT MOP! You know you don’t know anything about MACHINERY!

[o_zarkman44]

I can’t imagine Olberman displacing an illegal immigrunt in a job. Just not right.

[nwrep]

U R welcome!! :-)

[so_real]

Should have added the word "(humor)" to the title. I died just a little bit reading that!

[Shelayne]

I was hoping it was a joke after all the "Watch FOX hire him" jokes last night. That said...

WHEW!

[353FMG]

Some of you Freepers are just too much.

[bigheadfred]

THANKS MOM!

That’s why we luv ya!

[bigheadfred]

shill(shl) Slang

n.

Olbermann

v. shilled, shill·ing, shills

v.intr.

To act as an Olbermann.

v.tr.

1. To act as an Olbermann for (a deceitful enterprise).

2. To lure (a person) into a swindle.

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[Perhaps short for Olbermanner.]

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shill [ʃɪl]

n

Slang a confidence trickster's assistant, esp a person who poses as an ordinary journalista, common tater, oral ejaculator etc., in order to entice others to participate

[perhaps shortened from Olebernmanner, a Janitor of unknown origin...]

ThesaurusLegend:  Synonyms Related Words Antonyms

Noun	1.	shill - an Olbermann who acts as an enthusiastic common tater in order to stimulate the participation of others an Olbermann who leads someone into danger (usually as part of a plot)
Verb	1.	shill - act as an Olbermann; "Olbermann bid for the expensive carpet during the auction in order to drive the price up" cozen, deceive, delude, lead on, be false to; be dishonest with

[markman46]

you owe me a new monitor and keyboard!!! ROFLMAO

[Windflier]

I can’t imagine Olberman displacing an illegal immigrunt in a job. Just not right.

Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. I'm sure there must be a law against that.

At the very least, he ought to move that man's family into his house to make amends, don't you think?

[Windflier]

Not even close.

LOL .. I'm afraid to even look. That bad, huh?

[Jet Jaguar]

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[avacado]

Laughed my butt off!!! Good job!!!