The key is keeping your mouth shut during these encounters. Keep answers short and don’t lose your temper. Its usually the mouth that escalates the issue.
I think being a TSA worker would be a miserable job. I bet they hate this crap. What happens if they can’t find anybody willing to be a TSA screener?
I’m waiting for them to say this is part of Obamacare. They can just call it a mandatory prostate exam and say they’re doing everyone a necessary health-saving service. Right.
And they could perform colonoscopies of everybody before they can board, pap tests, the whole thing.
>>I think it would be funnier, and creepier for the TSA hack, if you said, “lower. lower. faster. oh yeah. wait! wait! I’m not done!”. just saying.... <<]]
ONG!! That is excellent! Maybe add “just because you bought me dinner doesn’t mean you get to... wait! yes it DOES!”