[butterdezillion]

I think being a TSA worker would be a miserable job. I bet they hate this crap. What happens if they can’t find anybody willing to be a TSA screener?

I’m waiting for them to say this is part of Obamacare. They can just call it a mandatory prostate exam and say they’re doing everyone a necessary health-saving service. Right.

And they could perform colonoscopies of everybody before they can board, pap tests, the whole thing.

[goat granny]

Would they do all these tests for free or would Obama care kick in and refuse to pay for them.....I also had that idea, what next, body cavity searches....

If I needed a colonoscopy it might be cheaper to buy a plane ticket. And they give you Valium IV push with colonoscopys so you wouldn't care...