Been to Austin. No arguments on the talent level there.
Posted on 09/16/2010 1:02:03 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
American sex. Desire rises in the Lone Star State but goes limp in the cold surf of Maine, at least according to a survey of 100 U.S. cities in the October issue of Men's Health magazine.
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Manchester, NH - a city so barren they named it twice.
*snicker*
Been to Austin. No arguments on the talent level there.
The writers gigglingly reveal the results conjuring images of steamy, playboy channel-type sex.
But judging by the criteria for measurement - number of births, STDs and condom sales - I'm pretty sure the reality is quite a bit less attractive.
Ogunquit, ME=Provincetown North
old saying around maine. If you drop your wallet in Ogunquit you kick it to the town line before you reach down to pick it up.
I got video.
You’re gonna get young before you get old.
Northeast Texas women are Texas gold.
Kisses, sweeter than cactus.
—Willis Alan Ramsey
Lib “love” lyrics vs conservative:
Bed Of Nails
Yeah, we’re gonna fight
We do it every night
Baby, when you scratch
You know I’m gonna bite
You can make me die
I can make you cry
Opposites attract
That’s the reason why
No one else could make you feel
Like I do, I do, I do
No one else gets that deep inside you
As I do, baby
Our love is a bed of nails
Love hurts good on a bed of nails
I’ll lay you down and when all else fails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
First we’re gonna kiss
Then we’re gonna say
Dirty little words
Only lovers say
Rockin’thru the night
Rollin’on the floor
When they hear us screamin’
They’ll be breakin’down the door
No one else could make you feel
Like I do, I do, I do
No one else gets that deep inside you
As I do, baby
Our love is a bed of nails
Love hurts good on a bed of nails
I’ll lay you down and when all else fails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Bed of nails, Bed of nails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Gonna drive you like a hammer
Baby, put me in your slammer, oh yeah
No one else could make you feel
Like I do, I do, I do
No one else gets that deep inside you
As I do, baby
Our love is a bed of nails
Love hurts good on a bed of nails
I’ll lay you down and when all else fails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Bed of nails, get on my bed of nails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Gonna drive you like a hammer
Baby, put me in your slammer, oh yeah
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Alice really knows how to sweet talk a gal.
:)
That's about the most complementary way of describing it.
“Been to Austin. No arguments on the talent level there. “
And you got the ugly ones.
You can wrestle and run a camera at the same time?
Awesome!
No, look at how the women in each state DRESS and you will understand why.
Texas: Short, tight, low cut. (Think Daisey-Mae)
Maine: Baggy, Birkenstocks,Buttoned-up. (Think Cindy Whatshername)
Not I.
I sit in the mixing booth and laugh at the follies of youth.
Pure as the driven snow, I.
Besides, they bring me drinks there. Big spillage in the wrestling pit.
Wasteful.
We have “Summered in Maine” almost forever. Over thirty years of gathering empirical data. Keep believing what you want. Caddis the younger is up in Telos hunting as I post this.
From my perspective, the ladies in Maine are pretty hot. Don’t mistake a true Mainer woman for some transplant from DODDWORLD or from KERRYVILLE.
Skip Portland and where ever all the Somali types come from, Lewiston or Auburn.
Ms C was just valedictorian spelling was never my strong point.
Right Turns Tight Lines etc
I can see November from my house!
Caddis the Elder
I just heard a clanging noise.
[You drop your halo?]
:)
Maybe twice.
It rolled into the pit, I had to go get it.
Or thrice.
The survey doesn’t go far enough. What type of sex are they studying and what could they or should they exclude?
Yowsa!
If you don’t want to get your wallet all scuffed invest in one of these.
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