[Uh...uh...Jimmie?]
Posted on 07/23/2010 8:47:03 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
In the old days, when someone wanted you to apologize it was for something you had done to them. And the way it worked was they would ask you for an apology and you would tell them to go screw themselves. But we live in a new age where apologies are done differently. Nowadays, the way apologies work is that you demand that someone you don't personally know apologize to someone else that you don't personally know. This is another form of modern outsourcing and, as such, has become quite the rage in the more technologically sophisticated areas of the United States.
As a result, in order to keep up with the times, I am creating this Apology Thread and starting it off with my own demands for apologies from people I have never met. First, I demand that George Lucas apologize to Star Wars fans for writing and directing Stars Wars Episodes 1, 2 and 3 and that he further apologize to movie fans in general for producing Howard the Duck. Second, I demand that Norm Coleman apologize to the good people of the state of Minnesota for losing to Al Franken in the 2008 senatorial race. And because this race had national implications, Norm Coleman may want to consider expanding his apology to include the citizens of all these United States. Third, I demand that Madonna apologize to Kabbalah worshippers for joining their religion and thereby making a mockery of it.
Now that I have issued my apology demands, I would like to invite my fellow freepers to issue their own apology demands to people they don't know.
And lastly, because I don't want this post to end on a purely negative note, I would like to personally thank Mitchell Mortaza for founding the Women's Lingerie Football League. Mitchell, if you are reading this, I just want to say "Never Give Up! Never Surender!"
I have to admit, I really liked this particular zing.
[Uh...uh...Jimmie?]
What? Somebody gonna slap me down?
(Please! Please, let Sal do it. Bring the crop! Puhleeeeeze!)
The masochist says “Hurt me!”
The sadist says “No.”
>:-]
There you go Sal.
Roll him and spindle him! Make him feel like a cheap newspaper!
[He's drooling, now. Pavlov was an evil genius]
Ouch!
Stop...don’t stop...stop...don’t....
Holeee....?
That’s why I dig her sooooo much!
(That, and she’s just about the only person around here who understands me when i say what I *really* think - which is rarely posted in open forum.)
That’s what she said.
;-D
To paraphrase the Big Bopper, “Oh, baby, I know what you like!”
;]
I can’t believe I did that.
I’m sorry Uncle...
I thought that’s what he said, shibumi... LOL
You’re really sick man, just sick.
Don’t change. LOL
I apologize to my funny bone for not seeing this thread sooner.
Hey, shibumi is at his ideal weight!
If he was nine feet tall ...............
"We fear change!"
Seven foot four, actually.
Oh, by the way.
I am rather huge, but I can still bench press my weight.
*Without* arching my back. (Which, in my case, would be a real bad idea anyway.)
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