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islam- the world's only self-parodying religion.
1 posted on 07/19/2010 4:43:42 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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Could just issue a compass to each prayee.


2 posted on 07/19/2010 4:46:35 AM PDT by pappyone (New to Freep, still working a tag line.)
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Sun rises in the east...sets in the west...Get it??


3 posted on 07/19/2010 4:46:42 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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Their new fatwah...complete text here: “Oops.”


4 posted on 07/19/2010 4:47:14 AM PDT by RightOnline
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Not rocket science, boys and girls...

TC


5 posted on 07/19/2010 4:50:05 AM PDT by Pentagon Leatherneck
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I can see now why they need NASA.


6 posted on 07/19/2010 4:55:42 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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east/west? it all comes around to worshiping a child rapist.


7 posted on 07/19/2010 4:56:27 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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I guess they do not have the internet in Indonesia....
http://www.qiblalocator.com/


8 posted on 07/19/2010 4:58:21 AM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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I guess they don’t teach you how to calculate an azimuth in the Madrassa...


9 posted on 07/19/2010 5:00:28 AM PDT by LouD ("against all enemies, foreign and domestic...")
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Well, if they were women, they’d stone them for this mistake. Guess, since they are men, they’ll just ignore it and face a different direction. Under their law, that only seems fair.


10 posted on 07/19/2010 5:09:36 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (http://www.thepatriotsflag.com - The Patriot's Flag)
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They should have conferred with Beverly Hills architect Paul Murdoch. He was able to get the tricky Qibla angle right in his indescribably odious "Crescent of Embrace" memorial design for Flight 93 in Shanksville, Pennsylvania.


11 posted on 07/19/2010 5:12:12 AM PDT by Jeff F (austinaero; Phoenix11; WaterBoard)
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One would have thought that Allah might have called this to their attention before now!


12 posted on 07/19/2010 5:12:39 AM PDT by SECURE AMERICA
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So their asses were facing Mecca the whole time - sounds appropriate to me.


15 posted on 07/19/2010 5:16:13 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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After a thorough study with some cosmography and astronomy experts, we learned they've been facing southern Somalia and Kenya

Cosmography and astronomy experts? You don't got a globe of the world?

16 posted on 07/19/2010 5:20:31 AM PDT by agere_contra (Obama did more damage to the Gulf economy in one day than Pemex/Ixtoc did in nine months)
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They can buy cell phones which point the direction to Mecca. Darn! All those prayers spewed out upon the desert. You need minute-of-angle accuracy to hit Allah.


17 posted on 07/19/2010 5:22:04 AM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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I'm reminded of a line in Tom Clancy's "Red Storm Rising" describing the mindset of the Islamic terrorists in the beginning of the book - "I have read only one book in my life, the Koran. It is enough."

Well, there you go.

19 posted on 07/19/2010 5:31:32 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby (Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
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Friends of mine were visiting a Muslim country (Malaysia?) where the Quibla was marked by an arrow on the ceiling. They amused themselves by affixing the little arrow to a blade of the ceiling fan.


21 posted on 07/19/2010 5:42:50 AM PDT by Oratam
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Unless you are in the first row you still end up facing the rear end of a towel head named Mohammad.
22 posted on 07/19/2010 5:46:07 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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Freakist primitive moon worshippers. But hey, they win most of their battles, lately in New York.


23 posted on 07/19/2010 5:49:31 AM PDT by Tolsti2
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What a shame, hundreds of years of prayers missed their mark. I guess that’s why the moslems still live in the dark ages


24 posted on 07/19/2010 5:54:42 AM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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At West Point, we had a guy who was royalty in Bangledash. He had a bad attitude, so people screwed with him...to include telling him the wrong direction to pray to for several months (yes, although we were at the military academy, where alot of map reading and orienteering was going on...and we were distinctly on the west side of the river, he was too dumb to figure it out).


26 posted on 07/19/2010 6:30:59 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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