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Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)
Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

RELEASE THE HAIR GEL

221 posted on 06/29/2010 4:15:01 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Albion Wilde

LOL! This whole thread is comedy gold.


222 posted on 06/29/2010 4:16:26 PM PDT by penelopesire ("Did you plug the hole yet daddy?")
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To: Tax-chick; ExTexasRedhead; VAFlagwaver; HonestConservative; Jimmy Valentine's brother; ...

Most hilarious thread in weeks ping!


223 posted on 06/29/2010 4:16:55 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (" 'Bush did it' is not a foreign policy." -- Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: Albion Wilde
Al Gore comes off as a stumbling, mumbling, fumbling, bumbling adolescent boy

Trying to undo a 4-hook bra will do that to any male.

224 posted on 06/29/2010 4:18:59 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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To: Noumenon

Male menopause

But #5 is a bit different


225 posted on 06/29/2010 4:23:37 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I guess she doesn’t do “happy endings”...


226 posted on 06/29/2010 4:28:07 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (70 mph shouldn't be a speed limit; it shoud be a mandate!)
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To: Personal Responsibility

I agree. His eyes were a dead give away.


227 posted on 06/29/2010 4:49:49 PM PDT by doberville
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To: dalereed

Not sure, but it’s south of the belly button. I can only imagine me asking Mrs. AR to “release my second chakra”, after she finished laughing, she would ask me if I needed to be certified as a nutwad.


228 posted on 06/29/2010 5:11:09 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: combat_boots
Pretty soon, there’ll be Gore Porn movies to accompany this. I may not be eating for days.

Send them along to me. I need to lose more weight.

229 posted on 06/29/2010 5:33:40 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (70 mph shouldn't be a speed limit; it shoud be a mandate!)
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To: miele man

You didn’t offend me. We have got to be thick skinned. The south gets stereotyped all the time. We are used to it. I just didn’t want anyone associating us with that vermin. We’re much better than that.


230 posted on 06/29/2010 10:01:36 PM PDT by beckysueb (January 20, 2013. When Obama becomes just a skidmark on the panties of American history.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

After reading this, I will need to be rocked to sleep tonight...with a real rock.


231 posted on 06/29/2010 10:23:19 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Vuvuzela: The ancient, traditional, injection-molded polystyrene horn of the Zulu people.--Wideawake)
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To: Constitution Day

Yep, i’ll have that earworm all damn day.


232 posted on 06/30/2010 4:57:13 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Glad I could help you out! LOL!


233 posted on 06/30/2010 5:06:00 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
South Park has to address this.
234 posted on 06/30/2010 5:10:05 AM PDT by csvset
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

BTTT


235 posted on 06/30/2010 8:07:21 AM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell God how big your storm is...Tell the storm how big your God is!)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Ike and Reagan were the last ones that I trusted.


236 posted on 06/30/2010 9:21:57 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Tanniker Smith

“The Chakra has a fever. When your Chakra has a fever, you take it to the masseuse!”


237 posted on 06/30/2010 9:24:57 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: twister881

Carbon footprint too large. Chakra release (and removal) mechanisms must be more environmentaly friendly.


238 posted on 06/30/2010 11:59:28 AM PDT by attiladhun2 (The Free World has a new leader--his name is Benjamin Netanyahu)
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To: Theodore R.
Kemp and Dole were the sorriest pair of coconuts I ever had to vote for in a national election, although McCain was the single worst candidate for prez (at least since the 70s). Sarah somewhat redeemed the situation.
239 posted on 06/30/2010 12:08:16 PM PDT by attiladhun2 (The Free World has a new leader--his name is Benjamin Netanyahu)
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To: al baby

She’s so sexy.


240 posted on 06/30/2010 5:10:58 PM PDT by csvset
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