RELEASE THE HAIR GEL
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
RELEASE THE HAIR GEL
LOL! This whole thread is comedy gold.
Most hilarious thread in weeks ping!
Trying to undo a 4-hook bra will do that to any male.
Male menopause
But #5 is a bit different
I guess she doesn’t do “happy endings”...
I agree. His eyes were a dead give away.
Not sure, but it’s south of the belly button. I can only imagine me asking Mrs. AR to “release my second chakra”, after she finished laughing, she would ask me if I needed to be certified as a nutwad.
Send them along to me. I need to lose more weight.
You didn’t offend me. We have got to be thick skinned. The south gets stereotyped all the time. We are used to it. I just didn’t want anyone associating us with that vermin. We’re much better than that.
After reading this, I will need to be rocked to sleep tonight...with a real rock.
Yep, i’ll have that earworm all damn day.
Glad I could help you out! LOL!
BTTT
Ike and Reagan were the last ones that I trusted.
“The Chakra has a fever. When your Chakra has a fever, you take it to the masseuse!”
Carbon footprint too large. Chakra release (and removal) mechanisms must be more environmentaly friendly.
She’s so sexy.
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