Here, Al. Meet Chakra Sulu.
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
Algore knows as much about chakras as he does about the temp of the core of the earth. The 2nd chakra is just below the navel not in the groin area. Or maybe he just wanted her to burp him. lol
AGW... snicker...
The Dems have discovered the People are stupid.
Consider the bizarre slugs they have offered up as candidates.
Dukakis: This is how it began.
Clinton: History will be kind to him. He was politically gifted and a lovable old scaliwag. We despised him, but only because we had no idea what kind of Freak Show was awaiting us.
Gore. There is little to say. The mere mention of his name cries, "Io Saturnalia!"
Then Kerry.
They got more and more bizarre and ridiculous. In the case of Kerry, they imagined, "The Suckers will be glad to vote for another JFK from Massachusetts!', but he was so absurd, the suckers gagged on the idea.
So, to cap the farce, they played the Race Card: "They wouldn't DARE not vote for this offering!"
What this has accomplished has been to devalue the "Racist" epithet to being meaningless. Now, everyone is a racist, but none so rabid as those two bizarre freaks in the White House.
I am very naive. What is a chakra anyway and why does it need to be released?
ROTFLMBBO!!
You really couldn’t make this up.
Here, Al. Meet Chakra Sulu.
Wondering how this one will play out? At what point do they DNA the pants...and is permission needed from Gore?
Does that mean it comes with "a finish?"
I’m surprised al didn’t meet her at the door with his family jewels engulfed in a bowl of walnuts.
He coulda said “Hi - I’m Al - and I’m f’in nuts”.
"Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."
Somewhere out there a poor guy is missing his burrito. LOL
I am gonna get in trouble for sitting her laughing out loud. Too funny!
that was Chaka, but I like the play on words... (rock me chakra?)
Ugh! I’m going to have to stay away from stories about this. I get a visual that makes me want to puke.
THAT is brilliant!
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