Who said anything about a woman?
Posted on 06/16/2010 4:43:29 AM PDT by iowamark
"He is anti-media right now," says Donna Brazile, a Democratic strategist from the Gulf Coast who managed Gore’s 2000 campaign. "I doubt he will become a spokesperson for our cause."
That is Brazile’s theory about Mr. Environment’s silence. She is wrong.
He is silent on this issue for the same reason that Teddy Kennedy couldn’t join the Anita Hill/Clarence Thomas fight: The equivalency to Teddy’s womanizing is that Mr. Gore has been in a two-year affair with Laurie David, also an environmentalist, and it would be, uh, unseemly.
This makes perfect sense to me. With Mr. David’s money, the former Mrs. David made whopping contributions to Democratic causes, and she did care about environmental issues. (She was also involved with the Gore documentary.) She is hot-looking, as they say, and she was also looking-looking. (Her previous amour was said to be either the contractor or the gardener at their summer home.) Tipper was not only high-maintenance, but Albert has been flying around the globe for the past two years.
The marriage-watching commentariat says this is typical Boomer stuff. Now that people may expect to live until 90 (oy) they’ve decided they will get things the way they want them for some portion of the back nine.
I find it interesting that both the Messrs Gore and David are low-affect guys – in terms of personality. If you could assign sounds to personality, both gentlemen would be monotone. Or if you want to go with colors, beige. The good news about the affair is that one of the grocery-store rags said Albert was gay! Apparently not.
What blows my mind is how any woman could possibly bring herself to kiss that bloated fish face! Yuck. I find him repulsive in every way.
i totally agree! the thought of sex with algore is nightmarish and enough to send one to a nuthouse!
Who said anything about a woman?
It is amazing how little they are concerned about this crisis.
Could it be that the environment is the least of their concerns?
Could it be that they are actually interested in control and not protecting the environment?
This disaster has destroyed their credibility on environmental affairs.
I’m betting he’s been silent because there is no way that he can continue the charade of global warming in the face of all the fraud and counter-evidence.
I also propose that the reason he’s been so vehement about AGW all along has been to impress Laurie David. How many guys haven’t done something stupid to impress a girl?
Come on. Compared to Larry David, Al Gore is Brad Pitt. Besides, women aren’t into looks. So I hear. It’s been said if you can make a woman laugh, you got her. And nobody makes me laugh more than Al Gore. (I’m not a woman but if he makes me laugh, I figure he makes women laugh too no?) And if he does......she’s ready. no?
No one is perfect. We all fall short of the glory of God. But I have to think we will never see G W Bush in a story like this. I am so glad he was President instead of ManBearPig.
I am a woman. He makes me puke. I would not know what Larry David looks like. This woman is into looks; the man must not be repulsive. Gore is repulsive.
I understand vast wealth can be very very attractive.
(cue photo of extremely obese blob holding hands with extremely hot chick walking on beach)
I think its simpler. This gusher is a mile deep because of his ilk and his ilk is also in control right now.
Maria the maid wants a raise.
Wife: What reason do you have for wanting a raise, Maria?
Maria: I have 3 reasons for wanting a raise, Señora, the first reason is I iron better than you.
Wife: Who says so?
Maria: Your husband say so, Señora, and the second reason is I cook better than you.
Wife: Who says that?
Maria: Your husband say so, Señora, and the third reason is I am better at sex than you are.
Wife: What? Did my husband say that?
Maria: No Señora, the gardener say so.
Wife: How much do you want?
Maybe it wasn't his face she was interested in.
That was extremely repulsive. The gag reflex is working overtime.
I am sorry =8-p
I won’t say anything else to prevent my being banned :-)
He's attractive, kinda green too. As in greenbacks.
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