[Rider on the Rain]

(Her previous amour was said to be either the contractor or the gardener at their summer home.)

Maria the maid wants a raise.

Wife: What reason do you have for wanting a raise, Maria?

Maria: I have 3 reasons for wanting a raise, Señora, the first reason is I iron better than you.

Wife: Who says so?

Maria: Your husband say so, Señora, and the second reason is I cook better than you.

Wife: Who says that?

Maria: Your husband say so, Señora, and the third reason is I am better at sex than you are.

Wife: What? Did my husband say that?

Maria: No Señora, the gardener say so.

Wife: How much do you want?

[investigateworld]

LOL !!!!