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Russian Governor Claims He Was Abducted by Aliens
FoxNews.com ^ | May 6, 2010

Posted on 05/06/2010 9:09:32 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

The governor of a Russian republic and former president of the World Chess Federation told a TV station that he had been abducted by aliens, who communicated with him telepathically.

The Russian government apparently believes him.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: aliens; russia
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1 posted on 05/06/2010 9:09:32 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

That explains a lot.


2 posted on 05/06/2010 9:10:47 AM PDT by edcoil (If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Absurd. Everyone knows aliens don’t even speak Russian


3 posted on 05/06/2010 9:11:19 AM PDT by Paisan
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

It happens.

4 posted on 05/06/2010 9:12:16 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This alien, was his name Bobby Fischer?


5 posted on 05/06/2010 9:14:12 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Napolean fries the idea powder.)
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To: Paine in the Neck

Dang it, that was going to be my joke but you beat me to it


6 posted on 05/06/2010 9:14:50 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

You earthlings are so amusing!


7 posted on 05/06/2010 9:15:45 AM PDT by FMBass ("Now that I'm sober I watch a lot of news"- Garofalo from Coulter's "Treason")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

So, he knows Dennis Kucinich...


8 posted on 05/06/2010 9:16:41 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

How’d he get rid of the aliens? Did he play Slim Whitman songs?


9 posted on 05/06/2010 9:20:56 AM PDT by RexBeach
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I can do him one better. My nation was abducted by aliens.


10 posted on 05/06/2010 9:25:36 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Be still & kneel before the know-nothing Omnipotent One, Il Douche' Jr., may fleas be upon him.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
adding that he communicated with them telepathically because there wasn’t enough oxygen.

???

11 posted on 05/06/2010 9:26:56 AM PDT by Some hope remaining.
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

So they have a border problem in Russia, too?..............


12 posted on 05/06/2010 9:58:50 AM PDT by Red Badger (When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you'll know that its desolation is NEAR. Luke 21)
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To: Army Air Corps

“So, he knows Dennis Kucinich...”

By comparison to Dennis Kucinich, even the wierdest extra-terrestrial alien would appear to be normal.


13 posted on 05/06/2010 10:01:05 AM PDT by Texan Tory
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This has got to be the Republic of Kalmykia. Passed throught it a few times... A little bit of China in Europe...Odd place :0)


14 posted on 05/06/2010 10:19:57 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Envy is the Lifeblood of Liberalism)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
We are not alone, comrade.


15 posted on 05/06/2010 10:22:03 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their ass at God while praying.)
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To: DoughtyOne

The ones across the border or the ones in the White House?


16 posted on 05/06/2010 11:01:54 AM PDT by streetpreacher (Arminian by birth, Calvinist by the grace of God)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Good Gawsh. Kucinich looks like an alien.


17 posted on 05/06/2010 11:03:11 AM PDT by streetpreacher (Arminian by birth, Calvinist by the grace of God)
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To: streetpreacher

Tough call, ah... both.


18 posted on 05/06/2010 11:18:09 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Be still & kneel before the know-nothing Omnipotent One, Il Douche' Jr., may fleas be upon him.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Well, demons are ‘alien’ in that they are extra-terrestrial. That’s my guess as to with whom he was communicating.


19 posted on 05/06/2010 12:43:41 PM PDT by backwoods-engineer ("It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself." --Jefferson)
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To: Quix

*ping*


20 posted on 05/06/2010 10:19:34 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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