They should see Nancy Pelosi's vinyard.
1 posted on
03/25/2010 3:31:52 PM PDT by
SJackson
To: SJackson
To: SJackson
I would think hanging a few dead baboons along the perimeter fences would get the others to think twice before going over.
3 posted on
03/25/2010 3:37:00 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: Frank Sheed; pgkdan; trisham; Tax-chick; TradicalRC
“That’s the Spirit!” ping.
Too bad ... between this and the Chilean earthquake, a wine drinker could feel a little sad.
4 posted on
03/25/2010 3:39:54 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Never apologize - it's a sign of weakness.)
To: SJackson
6 posted on
03/25/2010 3:42:11 PM PDT by
muglywump
(Seven days without laughter makes one weak.)
To: SJackson
>> They should see Nancy Pelosi’s vinyard. <<
Can we transplant some there?
7 posted on
03/25/2010 3:43:32 PM PDT by
GraceG
To: SJackson
Oh this is nothing! Trust me!
Just wait till the baboons get their little paws on the wine!
9 posted on
03/25/2010 3:44:30 PM PDT by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: SJackson
*Winemakers have resorted to using noisemakers and rubber snakes to try to drive the baboons off during harvest season. *
Umm, have they thought about trying firearms?
12 posted on
03/25/2010 4:05:15 PM PDT by
j-damn
To: SJackson
Baboons are just wild animals. Why don't they just shoot the f*ers?
To: SJackson
Noisemakers and rubber snakes aren't going to help. When I was young I saw Cape baboons rip the wipers off cars if you stopped and didn't feed them.
18 posted on
03/25/2010 4:28:28 PM PDT by
TWfromTEXAS
(Life is the one choice that pro choicers will not support.)
To: SJackson; All
Was this anywhere near that place that Mike Rowe of “Dirty Jobs” did that show with the crazy monkey lady, Dawn Magowan?
She was NUTZ!!! Mike and the rest of the shows crew were being attacked and bitten by all the crazy monkeys and SHE was treating like it was no big deal!
Here’s the youtube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPtqiyh6K94
22 posted on
03/25/2010 5:28:34 PM PDT by
Mr. Jazzy
("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
To: SJackson
"They choose the nicest bunches, and you will see the ones they leave on the ground. If you taste them, they are sour," said Francois van Vuuren, farm manager at La Terra de Luc vineyards, 50 miles (80 kilometers) east of Cape Town. "They eat the sweetest ones and leave the rest." Obviously these are very talented animals, since they so quickly find only the choicest and ripest grapes. They should be trained to do the harvesting.
To: SJackson
Umm, baboons love a smoky Pinotage like Clemenza. Who would think that a cross between a Queen grape like Pinot Noir and a garbage grape like Cinsault would be so tasty and perfect for a South African Braai (barbecue).
27 posted on
03/25/2010 7:21:08 PM PDT by
Clemenza
(Remember our Korean War Veterans)
To: SJackson
"He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife!"
32 posted on
03/26/2010 7:50:27 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Entitlements will do to America what drugs eventually do to addicts)
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