CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."

Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

[r9etb]

And a star at Grommets Chinese Theater!

I don't have a theater....

[spectre]

Awarding Obama the Peace Prize is like giving Casey Anthony the Mother of the Year award.

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[Bikkuri]

Awarded to the BEST sh!t spreading leader in the world...

[RummyChick]

Or Husband of the Year to OJ Simpson

Or a Freedom from Racism Award to the Wise Latino SCOTUS, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton,...shoot the list it too long. They need the Race Baiter award.

[Lazamataz]

Very similar to my entry, but in the spirit of the Nobel Committee, YOU WIN!

[Lazamataz]

Very funny!

[Lazamataz]

excellent!

[kevkrom]

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
making Michael Moore and Kristie alley joint spokespersons for Weight Watchers.

[mass55th]

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....awarding Jimmy Carter with a second term.

[abishai]

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding sainthood to Larry Flynt.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving the Most Ethical Governor of the Year award to Rod Blagojevich.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Awarding the Noble Peace Prize is like:

Burying Ted Kennedy in Arlington Cemetary with a Christian funeral conducted by a Roman Catholic Bishop

Giving Jon Carey three purple hears and a couple of Bronze Stars;

Michelle "six toes on one foot, giant zombie teeth and a huge ass" Obama appearing on Maxim's "hottest women" list; and

Walter Duranty's Stalin whitewashes in the New York Times being given Pulitzer Prizes.

[wildandcrazyrussian]

...Stalin awarding himself the Stalin Prize.

[Lazamataz]

HEY NOBEL COMMITTEE:

[BenLurkin]

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... one of those "my kid was honored" bumper stickers -- where the kid hasn't done anything.

[dangus]

... giving Lazamataz a promise ring? ;^)

[netmilsmom]

*smile*

(((Laz)))

[Lazamataz]

You win.

[Lurker]

Seen on the back of a Taleban Land Cruiser:

"My Jihadi blew up your Nobel Peace Prize Winner"

[Lazamataz]

okay, now that one SERIOUSLY made me LOL

[Lazamataz]

LOL