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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Dallas59
And a star at Grommets Chinese Theater!

I don't have a theater....

161 posted on 10/09/2009 7:19:35 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Lazamataz
Awarding Obama the Peace Prize is like giving Casey Anthony the Mother of the Year award.

sw

162 posted on 10/09/2009 7:19:45 AM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarded to the BEST sh!t spreading leader in the world...


163 posted on 10/09/2009 7:19:47 AM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: CPT Clay

Or Husband of the Year to OJ Simpson

Or a Freedom from Racism Award to the Wise Latino SCOTUS, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton,...shoot the list it too long. They need the Race Baiter award.


164 posted on 10/09/2009 7:19:59 AM PDT by RummyChick
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To: Ancient Drive

Very similar to my entry, but in the spirit of the Nobel Committee, YOU WIN!


165 posted on 10/09/2009 7:20:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: mnehring

Very funny!


166 posted on 10/09/2009 7:21:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

excellent!


167 posted on 10/09/2009 7:22:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
making Michael Moore and Kristie alley joint spokespersons for Weight Watchers.


168 posted on 10/09/2009 7:23:10 AM PDT by kevkrom (Obama's Waterloo: a "hockey mom" with a laptop and a Facebook account)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....awarding Jimmy Carter with a second term.


169 posted on 10/09/2009 7:23:57 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding sainthood to Larry Flynt.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving the Most Ethical Governor of the Year award to Rod Blagojevich.


170 posted on 10/09/2009 7:24:07 AM PDT by abishai
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To: Lazamataz
Awarding the Noble Peace Prize is like:

Burying Ted Kennedy in Arlington Cemetary with a Christian funeral conducted by a Roman Catholic Bishop

Giving Jon Carey three purple hears and a couple of Bronze Stars;

Michelle "six toes on one foot, giant zombie teeth and a huge ass" Obama appearing on Maxim's "hottest women" list; and

Walter Duranty's Stalin whitewashes in the New York Times being given Pulitzer Prizes.

171 posted on 10/09/2009 7:24:35 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: Lazamataz

...Stalin awarding himself the Stalin Prize.


172 posted on 10/09/2009 7:25:48 AM PDT by wildandcrazyrussian
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To: Lazamataz
HEY NOBEL COMMITTEE:


173 posted on 10/09/2009 7:26:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... one of those "my kid was honored" bumper stickers -- where the kid hasn't done anything.
174 posted on 10/09/2009 7:26:18 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)
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To: Lazamataz

... giving Lazamataz a promise ring? ;^)


175 posted on 10/09/2009 7:26:49 AM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: Lazamataz

*smile*

(((Laz)))


176 posted on 10/09/2009 7:26:54 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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To: mass55th

You win.


177 posted on 10/09/2009 7:27:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz
Seen on the back of a Taleban Land Cruiser:

"My Jihadi blew up your Nobel Peace Prize Winner"

178 posted on 10/09/2009 7:27:25 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: dangus

okay, now that one SERIOUSLY made me LOL


179 posted on 10/09/2009 7:27:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lurker

LOL


180 posted on 10/09/2009 7:28:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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