Chuck Norris has written an official Chuck Norris Facts Book
1 posted on
10/06/2009 12:07:41 PM PDT by
cdga5for4
To: cdga5for4
Chuck Norris has written an official Chuck Norris Facts Book......and it's already been roundhouse-kicked to 1st place in the Best Seller list.
2 posted on
10/06/2009 12:12:25 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: cdga5for4
Last school year some of those “facts” were used as covers for notebooks and binders sold in Target. I knew a least a few grown men who purchased some notebooks. Can’t remember the sayings exactly but they were funny.
3 posted on
10/06/2009 12:12:41 PM PDT by
JoyjoyfromNJ
(Psalm 121)
To: cdga5for4
My favorite:
Chuck Norris shot down a german fighter pilot in WWII by pointing at it and saying “BANG!”
2nd favorite:
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
4 posted on
10/06/2009 12:19:34 PM PDT by
Personal Responsibility
(In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act)
To: cdga5for4
Chuck Norris Quote:
"President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However Chuck Norris was busy that day." http://www.favorite-famous-quotes.com/funny-chuck-norris-quotes.html
5 posted on
10/06/2009 12:22:34 PM PDT by
sr4402
To: cdga5for4
I WILL BE FIRST IN LINE FOR CHUCK’S BOOK!
10 posted on
10/06/2009 12:30:59 PM PDT by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: cdga5for4
God asks Chuck Norris for help with math homework.
Chuck Norris can express pi exactly in an algebraic series with five terms. He didn’t have time to reduce it to four, since he was too busy saving the world.
To: LongElegantLegs
For your Christmas wish list
15 posted on
10/06/2009 12:50:43 PM PDT by
r-q-tek86
("A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom." - Ayn Rand)
To: cdga5for4
16 posted on
10/06/2009 12:58:03 PM PDT by
MudPuppy
(St Michael Protect Us!)
To: cdga5for4
17 posted on
10/06/2009 12:58:09 PM PDT by
MudPuppy
(St Michael Protect Us!)
To: cdga5for4
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element Chuck Norris believes in is the element of surprise.
18 posted on
10/06/2009 1:02:45 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Hope....Change...Bullsh*t)
To: cdga5for4
I’m looking forward to buying the book for my boys and hubby. They’ll love it.
21 posted on
10/06/2009 1:22:21 PM PDT by
Grumpybutt
(Common Sense - where has it gone?)
To: cdga5for4
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting; he just goes killing.
There are no extinct species, only some that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
22 posted on
10/06/2009 1:25:18 PM PDT by
TChris
(There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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