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My prescription for political indigestion (Chuck Norris Facts)
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| October 5, 2009
| Chuck Norris
Posted on 10/06/2009 12:07:40 PM PDT by cdga5for4
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Chuck Norris has written an official Chuck Norris Facts Book
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:07:41 PM PDT
by
cdga5for4
To: cdga5for4
Chuck Norris has written an official Chuck Norris Facts Book......and it's already been roundhouse-kicked to 1st place in the Best Seller list.
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:12:25 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: cdga5for4
Last school year some of those “facts” were used as covers for notebooks and binders sold in Target. I knew a least a few grown men who purchased some notebooks. Can’t remember the sayings exactly but they were funny.
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:12:41 PM PDT
by
JoyjoyfromNJ
(Psalm 121)
To: cdga5for4
My favorite:
Chuck Norris shot down a german fighter pilot in WWII by pointing at it and saying “BANG!”
2nd favorite:
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:19:34 PM PDT
by
Personal Responsibility
(In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act)
To: cdga5for4
Chuck Norris Quote:
"President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However Chuck Norris was busy that day." http://www.favorite-famous-quotes.com/funny-chuck-norris-quotes.html
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:22:34 PM PDT
by
sr4402
To: Personal Responsibility
There is no life on Mars because Chuck Norris has already been there.
The Boogey Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris ; )
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:24:16 PM PDT
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: Personal Responsibility
All time favorite:
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:24:40 PM PDT
by
Mr. Lucky
To: marine86297
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits!
Chuck Norris's tears cure Cancer and AIDS... Too bad he's never cries. ; )
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:26:19 PM PDT
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: All
RoFL! Saw an interview or read one somewhere, he said he LOVES these jokes..
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:27:34 PM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
To: cdga5for4
I WILL BE FIRST IN LINE FOR CHUCK’S BOOK!
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:30:59 PM PDT
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: marine86297
To: marine86297
Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:38:36 PM PDT
by
MSgt Smith
(What are tag lines)
To: cdga5for4
God asks Chuck Norris for help with math homework.
Chuck Norris can express pi exactly in an algebraic series with five terms. He didn’t have time to reduce it to four, since he was too busy saving the world.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Chuck Norris does not walk from one location to another. He shuffles his feet once, and then the earth rotates beneath them until he is where he wants to be.
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:47:44 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
To: LongElegantLegs
For your Christmas wish list
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:50:43 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom." - Ayn Rand)
To: cdga5for4
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:58:03 PM PDT
by
MudPuppy
(St Michael Protect Us!)
To: cdga5for4
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posted on
10/06/2009 12:58:09 PM PDT
by
MudPuppy
(St Michael Protect Us!)
To: cdga5for4
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element Chuck Norris believes in is the element of surprise.
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posted on
10/06/2009 1:02:45 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Hope....Change...Bullsh*t)
To: marine86297
Update!!
Chuck Norris's tears cure Cancer and AIDS... Too bad he's never cries. ; )
However, Sarah Palin can cure cancer.
She can by being the only one who can make Chuck Norris cry.
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posted on
10/06/2009 1:05:15 PM PDT
by
Only1choice____Freedom
(FDR had the New Deal. President 0bama has the Raw Deal.)
To: r-q-tek86
Thanks for the ping!
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard; only another fist.
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