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Leno Bashes Letterman: I've Never Had Sex With a Staff Member
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Posted on 10/03/2009 10:30:19 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Leno Bashes Letterman: I've Never Had Sex With a Staff Member By Noel Sheppard Created 2009-10-03 12:24
Jay Leno went after his former late night rival on Friday using some of his opening monologue to poke fun at David Letterman's recently disclosed sexual escapades with staffers.
As Friday's program began, Leno quipped, "If you came here tonight for sex with a talk-show host, you’ve got the wrong studio."
But that was only the beginning (video embedded below the fold with transcript, h/t Mediaite [1]):
If you came here tonight for sex with a talk-show host, you've got the wrong studio. Alright? So. Boy, what is going on? Boy, first, Conan hit his head, then somebody tries to extort money from Letterman. I'm so glad I'm out of late night. Oh. You know, I want to say I myself was once the victim of an extortion plot. How do you think NBC got me to do a 10:00 show? That's why I'm here. I am happy to say I have never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members.
Nice.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: leno; letterman
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snicker..........
To: Sub-Driver
I am happy to say I have never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members. So is his wife. LOL!
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:31:28 AM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(http://koreanforniancooking.blogspot.com/)
To: Sub-Driver
I’ve never had sex with that woman, Lewinsky.
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:33:02 AM PDT
by
caver
(Obama's first goals: allow more killing of innocents and allow the killers of innocents to go free.)
To: Sub-Driver
Leno could solve that problem by hiring his wife to his staff... ;)
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:34:15 AM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: Sub-Driver
Not to pick nits - but Leno is married, right? So he’s never had sex with a staffer - that does not mean he’s never had any extramarital activity, just not with people who work for/with him... not much of an admission Jay :)
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:36:55 AM PDT
by
Keith in Iowa
(Obama-care won't pull Grandma's plug - because Grandma won't be plugged in under Obama-care.)
To: Sub-Driver
I’m confused, I always have sex with my staff member.....
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:39:07 AM PDT
by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: nevergore
I’m confused, I always have sex with my staff member.....Alone? ;-)
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:41:42 AM PDT
by
meyer
(Do not go gentle into that good night - Rage, rage against the dying of the light.)
To: OneWingedShark
Leno could solve that problem by hiring his wife to his staff... ;)Brilliant, and work it into a routine: first the on air confession, then bring out the "staffer" for a face to face apology.
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:41:54 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:43:22 AM PDT
by
SolidWood
(Sarah Palin: "Only dead fish go with the flow!")
To: Sub-Driver
I hope he is telling the truth!
To: Sub-Driver
Wow. First Dave lost the “Tonight” gig to Jay, now he has to sit there and get lit up by him? That has got to hurt.
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:44:05 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Sub-Driver
Does anyone know why the Lenos never had kids?
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:45:08 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(In Communism, everything is free. But there isn't any of it.)
To: nevergore
I’m confused, I always have sex with my staff member.....Just as long as you don't have staph on your sex member...
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:45:51 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs)
To: meyer; nevergore
...Alone?...At least he's doing it with someone he loves.
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:46:02 AM PDT
by
FReepaholic
(Jump You F**kers!)
To: Keith in Iowa
Of the whole bunch who’ve come along since Carson, Jay’s all right. I don’t always like his politics but at least he can be funny without that smarmy, cynicism of a college kid who wants to be seen as clever and “worldly”. Letterman’s scum. Conan’s less than juvenile. I don’t watch any of them actually, but have enjoyed Leno from time to time.
To: Lizavetta
I don’t know, but his wife is a foaming at the mouth feminist.
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:48:33 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: Sub-Driver
I’ve always sensed that Leno had more character than Letterman....besides being funnier, without Letterman’s bitter edge.
To: Emmett McCarthy
That Craig Ferguson (sp) is hysterical. I like British humor, though. But he’s on too late for me.
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:53:20 AM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
("The people will believe what the media tells them they believe." Orwell)
To: Sub-Driver
Mr. Lippman: "It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?"
George: "Who said that?"
Mr. Lippman: "She did."
George: [pause] "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon... you know, 'cause I-I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time."
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:53:34 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Lizavetta
"Does anyone know why the Lenos never had kids?"He loves his cars too much.
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posted on
10/03/2009 10:54:28 AM PDT
by
Spunky
(You are free to make choices, but not free from the consequences)
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