[Former SNL actress] Victoria Jackson: Down is Up, Unfair is Fair and Ignorance is Bliss

Big Hollywood ^ | July 7, 2009 | Victoria Jackson

[2ndDivisionVet]

I woke up in the middle of the night and realized the trick.

You see, evil doesn’t just show up. It disguises itself as something nice; so you’ll let it in. It tricks you.

Murdering babies is called Pro-Choice. Unfair Censorship is called The Fairness Doctrine. Outlandish Taxes and the Death of Freedom is called Cap & Trade. Sounds like Fish & Chips. You gotta figure out the trick.

I’d been wondering why the liberals are so passionate about this Health Care thing. It couldn’t be because they actually care about sick, poor people. If they did, they would visit hospitals, and give ten percent of their gross salaries to Compassion International and World Vision, like us stupid church go-ers do. Biden gave $62 to charity last year.

No, there’s gotta be a catch. I guess this question was sitting in my brain and during my sleep, my brain was working on it, because when I suddenly awoke at 3 a.m. I had the answer.

Euthanasia!

Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can’t speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare!

Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas!(continued)

[Robert A Cook PE]

She has some amazing thoughts, and a good moral background now as well - under that exterior - don’t take her too lightly!

[Earthdweller]

Yep. Ain't social justice grand?/s Hippies are gonna experience late term abortions, by the ever “loving” system they created. Karma

[GOP_Party_Animal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQkL9LpvKl0&feature=PlayList&p=0CD9E026CB549211&index=0

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Jackson: "You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can’t speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork."

How is it that woman works at every DMV and always mumbles the organ donor consent question incoherently? You can bet this same one will be running government heathcare.

[Beowulf9]

“I’ve been wondering why liberals are so passionate about this Health Care thing...”

...because she knows them personally and they aren’t compassionate...

[smokingfrog]

Victoria Jackson at Van Nuys Teaparty Apr 15, 2009

[Tzimisce]

Wow.

[TigersEye]

She became a ceramic knick knack.

ROTFLOL

Yep, Victoria gets it.

[Heart of Georgia]

“She’d probably be more comfortable with Toonces at the helm of the country”

I loved the Toonces skits!

[mkcc30]

She has divine wisdom that is for sure unlike the “wisdom of demons” that the Bible speaks of.

[Semperfiwife]

Planned Grandparenthood Clinics coming soon to your neighborhood, brought to you by Obamacare. Go gently into that good night.

[originalbuckeye]

I had no idea. I almost went to the Van Nuys Tea Party but found out there was one closer to me. I saw her on Fox before the election and she said that Zero was a Communist. Janine Turner, also Conservative, was on at the same time and rolled her eyes. Victoria Jackson only suffers from a little-girl voice. She is no little girl! Bravo, Victoria!

[B-Chan]

TOONCES LOOK OUT

MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW

( CRASH )

[goat granny]

You are a brave man.......I hope your wife doesn’t know how to read or your in BIG trouble..All Freepers will pray for you and come to your funeral....:O)

[originalbuckeye]

I have been saying for months that we are in Bizarro Obama World. (ping Seinfeld list?) Have you noticed that the Dems are always claiming bi-partisan support where none exists? Big Media never questions anything the Dems say as if by the fact that whatever they say must be true if it is a Dem speaking. Big Media has abdicated their previous position as watchdog on our Government and is now just a lapdog to their Boy King. Nightly, I feel ill hearing lies by the Left put forth as fact and truth. Is there any Dem with a conscience left in our Government that will expose the lies and the liars???

[Arkinsaw]

All women who are not Democrats are ditzes, idiots, harlots, strumpets, or worse. Palin, Prejean, Jackson, are just recent examples.

This is similar to how all African-Americans who are not Democrats are something bad.

[bigbob]

She should speak at the RNC convention...wouldn’t that be a hoot! She’s funny and makes great arguments too. Hey she’s even articulate and clean ;-)

[Heart of Georgia]

Toonces the Driving Cat
The Cat who could drive a car.
He drives around
all over the town
Toonces the Driving Cat!

[Mr. Silverback]

I knew I had a crush on her back in the day for a good reason.

[Niteflyr]

Toonces the Driving Cat

I use to LOVE that bit!