The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 05/13/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Just Lori]

Woooowhooooo! FREEPER!

[freebird5850]

No way Pelosi’s getting out of this, no matter how much she waffles.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Crap—I’m on a stupid conference call.

Let me know when you’re on.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Wahooo.. I hear you! :)

[Enterprise]

Someone just said Free Republic Ditto’s. Who is it?

[RSmithOpt]

You GO GIRL!! You’re on the money with that statement!!

[Enterprise]

You Go Gray!!

[bigbob]

Great call! Nice FR plug ;-)

[Just Lori]

no grey zone!

[RSmithOpt]

I like Gray’s attitude...puttin’ on the plain truth!!

[RasterMaster]

I recall Rush saying something when I first started listening many moons ago.....Sometimes humor is the best weapon to use against the left. Turn them into the biggest joke (they really get steamed about that!).

[gwilhelm56]

WOOHOO .... SHOUT OUT!!!!

From the LOVELY and GRACIOUS ... JEANIE!!!!!!!

[a fool in paradise]

All your call screeners are belong to us!

[Incorrigible]

Ha! Nice NoGrayZone!

And Rush said he loved us too!

[RabidBartender]

Free Republic Dittos!

Nice! Congrats and good call!

[Bosco]

I suggest marching in July 4 parades with protest signs.

[Just Lori]

You were GREAT!

[NoGrayZone]

OMG!!! He loves us too!

[DTogo]

HA! HA! Yeah, you racist Teabagger! haha

[freebird5850]

Good job girl!