"Wharz all Dem Obi-bummer '08 bumper stickers that use to run around harz in RTP, NC?"
Posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Knock ‘em dead, kid!
I’m getting all excited now!
...the caller from Huntington/Long Island...
"Wharz all Dem Obi-bummer '08 bumper stickers that use to run around harz in RTP, NC?"
I want to throw up!!
OMG. Sucking up is right! Trying to save yer job Puglosi?
Then it might have to come to that because they are hijacking America and the opposition will grow as people realize they are being fed lies.
Rush...too much. Mental images not needed.
LMAO - Pelosi and Obama’s body part!!!
These folks on the left are rotten to the core. Just plain ROTTEN!
LMAOROTF....Botox to the rescue!!! Lip shots paying off?
Will Pelosi be the next to go under the Obama-mobile bus?
THAT would be change I could believe in! Yeah, it’d be Stenny Hoyer or Murtha, but at least it wouldn’t be that simpleminded witch who “treats the microphone like it’s a body part of Obama”...LOL!
Wow - Monica Lewinsky has nothing on that shrew.
Dittocam seems to be doing better now.
YOU have produced (posted) the greatest collection of cynical political truths here on FR the last few months....keeps me sane...laughter helps mask the pain this country is now suffering and going to suffer.
OBVIOUS WORKS BEST!!!!!
She was just younger and fatter.
Holy crap, I’m up first!
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