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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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| 05/13/09
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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To: NoGrayZone
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posted on
05/13/2009 9:40:13 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: NoGrayZone
I’m getting all excited now!
62
posted on
05/13/2009 9:41:29 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Just Lori
How will we know its you? ...the caller from Huntington/Long Island...
63
posted on
05/13/2009 9:42:37 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: NoGrayZone
"Wharz all Dem Obi-bummer '08 bumper stickers that use to run around harz in RTP, NC?"
64
posted on
05/13/2009 9:43:04 AM PDT
by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: Just Lori
65
posted on
05/13/2009 9:43:32 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
To: Just Lori
OMG. Sucking up is right! Trying to save yer job Puglosi?
66
posted on
05/13/2009 9:43:40 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Nekman
Then it might have to come to that because they are hijacking America and the opposition will grow as people realize they are being fed lies.
67
posted on
05/13/2009 9:44:01 AM PDT
by
Mozilla
To: Just Lori
Rush...too much. Mental images not needed.
68
posted on
05/13/2009 9:44:32 AM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
LMAO - Pelosi and Obama’s body part!!!
69
posted on
05/13/2009 9:44:33 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(The Porkulus brought us economic swine flu.)
To: NoGrayZone
These folks on the left are rotten to the core. Just plain ROTTEN!
70
posted on
05/13/2009 9:44:50 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: rush
LMAOROTF....Botox to the rescue!!! Lip shots paying off?
71
posted on
05/13/2009 9:44:50 AM PDT
by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: RSmithOpt
Indeed!
72
posted on
05/13/2009 9:44:51 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Will Pelosi be the next to go under the Obama-mobile bus?
THAT would be change I could believe in! Yeah, it’d be Stenny Hoyer or Murtha, but at least it wouldn’t be that simpleminded witch who “treats the microphone like it’s a body part of Obama”...LOL!
73
posted on
05/13/2009 9:44:56 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Enterprise
Wow - Monica Lewinsky has nothing on that shrew.
To: RSmithOpt
75
posted on
05/13/2009 9:46:36 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: RasterMaster
Dittocam seems to be doing better now.
76
posted on
05/13/2009 9:47:33 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: RasterMaster
YOU have produced (posted) the greatest collection of cynical political truths here on FR the last few months....keeps me sane...laughter helps mask the pain this country is now suffering and going to suffer.
77
posted on
05/13/2009 9:47:58 AM PDT
by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: NoGrayZone
78
posted on
05/13/2009 9:49:11 AM PDT
by
gwilhelm56
(Orwell's 1984 - To Conservatives, a WARNING - to Liberals, a TEXTBOOK!)
To: RabidBartender
She was just younger and fatter.
79
posted on
05/13/2009 9:49:12 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(The Porkulus brought us economic swine flu.)
To: RasterMaster
80
posted on
05/13/2009 9:49:30 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
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