The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 05/13/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[advertising guy]

not bad......health is awesome but this contract limbo sucks

[RasterMaster]

"How do you qualify???"

[NoGrayZone]

“if you qualify’? Whgat exactly does that mean?

[NoGrayZone]

*What*

[cleveland gop]

From the time I walk in here at 1:00, till I leave at 11:00, Rush, Sean. Mark or Hugh Hewitt(depending on reception)and replay of Mark, if I miss it live is on my radio.
Of course when the Cavs, or something good on the tube comes on then.......

Yes, around here drones complain when they here Rush especially. Those are the ones that laugh at me for working as they pass their food stamp card to me. Then I look outside and I see them get the drivers seat of a new SUV, with a trailer pulling a nice boat on it. And then they wonder why they see me shaking my head at them!!!

And then there are those like the guy who came in last week while Mark was on who listens to him all the time and remembered that he worked for Ed Meese and then recalls how he(the customer)worked for the DOD, under Casper Weinberger and told me what a great person he was.

That always makes it worthwhile!!!

[RasterMaster]

Sorry, RACIST crackers need not apply!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I didn’t get it.

What is a stitch?

[advertising guy]

we used to break a tooth pick in two and stick it in that gap on the kitchen table where the leaf goes and aim cheerios at the “spike”......

[Just Lori]

Hang in there, guy! It will be worth it!

[RasterMaster]

Rush offered 5 free stitches for injury of her choice when another Obama-tron walks in to beat her up.

[advertising guy]

stitch as in stitches cause ya got cut and needed mendin....literally as an allusion to confronting libtards

[cleveland gop]

When were you on? I’ll listen to Rush tonight on our local station who carried the baseball game live....

[RDasher]

I bit earlier Rush was talking about a report on CO2. Did he site a source for the report?

[Just Lori]

Oops. No Hannity thread.

[Clint N. Suhks]

i used to throw cheerios in the air and shoot BBs through the holes.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Oh. OK thanks!

[RasterMaster]

Better get back to work! Catch ya'all tomorrow!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Put it up. I dare ya!

[Just Lori]

I’ll give it a little more time, but Sheesh!

[NoGrayZone]

D’oh!