The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 05/13/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[advertising guy]

once, while zapped into Area 51

[RasterMaster]

http://www.cardsdirect.com/images/christmascards/M8902_Z.jpg

[NoGrayZone]

Oooooo, off to the camp with you.....unless of course, you are buying black. Then you get a free pass.

[advertising guy]

hope that’s either a mirror trick or a real man and woman bear cause I’ll boycott the bejesus outta some Brokeback Bear movie

[RasterMaster]

DUh-bama's health care plan...

Milton Waddams: "The ratio of people to cake is too big".

P.S. -

[MarkLevinFan]

Is the Ditto Cam sputtering today, or is it just my network doing it?

[RasterMaster]

ROFL!

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[NoGrayZone]

Nope, it’s the dittocam. Both media and realplayer are messing up. I’m on WABC radio now.

Hmmmm, makes ya wonder.

[RasterMaster]

“I’ll have to make a new bumper sticker and stick out even MORE!!!”

I’m sure you ALREADY DO THAT well enough without the stickers!

[HonestConservative]

Rats, missed it!

[NoGrayZone]

LMAO, get outta my head!

[cleveland gop]

How long till it hits 103 today?

[HonestConservative]

Yes, thanks.

Today I got two!

No problem.

[advertising guy]

3:38 and 12 seconds pm..........hehehe

...my beloved D Backs need to trust themselves and develop
a team leader who by God , leads

[MarkLevinFan]

The Windows Live audio streaming from Rush’s site seems to be fine. Just not the Dittocam.

[RasterMaster]

[cleveland gop]

yhello.....

14, and at .79/dozen, a damn bargain if you ask me!!

[RasterMaster]

So much for DUmocrats ready to "sacrifice" for their precious messiah.

[Just Lori]

You nut. How are you doing, anyway?

[HonestConservative]

Especially if you drop the bag on the way home, like I did this morning.