The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 05/13/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Just Lori]

No. It’s messing up for everybody.

[cleveland gop]

Reds have been quite the suprise in the NL early on. But it’s still early.....

Indians decided to win one today, 4-0. Cliff Lee solid again!!

[Mozilla]

[cleveland gop]

OOPS, sorry bout that!!

[Just Lori]

The last pharmacy I worked in, we had Rush on. Nobody complained.

[a fool in paradise]

[RasterMaster]

“Womens accessories”

RUSH: “Can I walk in and get an African baby”....ROFL!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Give her a bed Rush!

[Just Lori]

You are such a sweetie!

[bluerose]

What a sweet intelligent woman.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Funniest thing I ever heard Rush say, ever!

LOL!!!

[Just Lori]

I love it! She didn’t want anything. She just wanted to tell Rush about that customer!

[Matchett-PI]

Great job on that call to Rush! bttt

[RDasher]

I saute Cherrios in a pan with butter and lightly or not so lightly salted. Umm Umm good.

[Clint N. Suhks]

She was an awesome caller!

[RasterMaster]

I knew exactly what he meant when he said it!

[RasterMaster]

Rush just added “5 FREE STITCHES” in lieu of a free oil change from BG products.

[NoGrayZone]

Aww thanks!!!

[a fool in paradise]

Cheerios can cut Cholesterol .. if you EAT 3 Cups of Cheerios EVERY DAY!!!

Are they like raisins? Should you soak them in gin first?

[bluerose]

Biden is an idiot and Obama is dangerous. Great combination.