Posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Good call Jeannie!
Somebody needs to get all the soundbites from the Dems several years ago who said there was nothing wrong with Social Security and Medicare and they didn’t need to be fixed.
Yeah...have to agree....lots of different size ammo, tips, weapons to deliver the ‘perfect’ shot to the igits!
Good call!
WAY TO GO! We know how much the Tea Parties get under DUh-bama’s skin!
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/obama-tea-baggers-ive-already-cut
The only thing the DUmmies understand....A MARCH ON WASHINGTON!
You nailed it, great job. Now, we “go raise hell”!
Atta Girl !!
Great call...you were excellent!
You were in the zone whatever color it was!
Dr. Seuss did editorial cartoons before he was known for his childrens’ books. He was anti-Nazi Germany before America was 100% on board. I don’t recall his caption but the gist of it was that we were still free as long as we could still mock such tyranny. He knew that it was effective to taking it down.
You did great with the FreeRepublic dittos. Brought me right to the Rush thread to see which FReeper it was.
We’re show prep for talk radio...
Yeah! Nice Job!
They are going to use SS and MC funding issues to ram through socialized healthcare.
Hahahahaha!!!! I’m just a craka!!!
HEY .... I LIKE her Long GUIILLAND accent!!!
I use that accent, pretend I have a Head cold and talk very fast... I sound just like Jackie Mason.
Great call, NGZ! Excellent FreeRepbulic shout-out!
And Rush is right... we all need to RAISE HELL!
GREAT CALL! I’d have gone into DUh-bama without a teleprompter mode as soon as he said “hello”!
Typical white woman...
I went to high school with his daughter.
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