Posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
No way we have enough honest conservative Pubs in Congress or candidates in 2010 to make that happen (opposition party alternative). The RINO Bug is akin to a mental chagas.
I missed it, fortunately. I’m glad I’m not a doctor.
The most malignant growth ever seen on our soil.
"..But perhaps the most cunning propaganda feat in history has been undertaken.... As Jonah Goldberg expertly expounds in his book, Liberal Fascism, American left-wing ideologues have managed to dissociate themselves from all the horrors of fascism with a "brilliant rhetorical maneuver." They've done it by "claiming that their opponents are the fascists."
Barack Obama, the Quintessential Liberal Fascist By Kyle-Anne Shiver May 12, 2009
That is why they are rushing to pass everything they can and hide it from America. When it all comes out then it will be too late to stop what they did. But not to kick them out and try to reverse their destruction.
Ms. Boto-Polesuki has stepped neck high in deep do-do. Her mind and abilities, not to mention overall intellect have been exposed over Water Board Gate.
If they get away with everything,there will no longer be any way left available to KICK them out....short of revolution.
OMG, I’m on hold to speak w/ Rush!!!
SWEET! Give us a SHOUT OUT!
I don’t know how to do that w/out being obvious!!! Some help for a sista please!
Which town are you calling from so we will know which caller you are?
Stenny is looking to be DUh-bama’s POINT MAN in the house since San Fran Nan isn’t playing along. Dingy Harry must be in Duh-bama’s back pocket since they’re all gathering for a big fundraiser in Vegas.
Huntington, NY....or Long Island, I gave both. I was so excited about getting through!
“FREE REPUBLIC DITTOS, RUSH!”
Ahhhhhhhhhh Congratulations....
Let us know...
How exciting.
Remember us who have your six on this thread....at least say hi!!
How will we know it’s you? Mention FR?
Perfect!!! Thanks you!!!
“FREE REPUBLIC DITTOS, RUSH” would do it!
That is how I will open!
Interesting....snakes slithering to warming positions?
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