The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, April 27, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Son House]

NPR had some fool on this morning trying to explain how TV’s and clothes dryers are luxuries, they must be preparing Democrat supporters to get used to lower standards

[Just Lori]

Bellingham??? UNHAPPY??? That’s one of the most liberal towns in the state!

[TornadoAlley3]

http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20090427-712627.html

5 US lawmakers arrested at Sudan Embassy

[AGreatPer]

We hit birds and lost an engine flying out of Boston a few years ago. Sounded like we hit a brick wall and very scary.

I still don't believe the NY flight lost both engines because of birds. There was problems with one engine happening before that. But that's another thread.

[Roccus]

JFK has used falcons and air cannons (big boom). Of course, the fact that the US Gov’t. decided to put a bird sanctuary, part of Gateway National Park, right next store means nothing.

[Just Lori]

I just hope the Navy is still teaching it.

[Just Lori]

FALCONS! That’s what they’re using.

[Roccus]

next store S/B next door......SHEESH!!!

[TornadoAlley3]

http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/2009-04-23-pew-luxuries-necessities_N.htm

survey/luxuries-necessities

[Just Lori]

I knew what ya meant. =)

[Roccus]

Snowy owls are regular winter guests at JFK. Large, flat, grassy areas are similar to their summer habitat.

[TornadoAlley3]

powerful earthquake hits Mexico City....Fox news.

[Just Lori]

Save my rear end.gov! LMAO!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Gosh, Mexico is really having a bad week.

Prayers for those affected.

[Just Lori]

That can’t be good.

[Just Lori]

And it’s only Monday! =)

[Enterprise]

It spells out GOOGLE.

[Just Lori]

I’m stocking up on salt, light bulbs, toilet paper, and dishwasher detergent!

[Just Lori]

Not the measurements for playmate of the month, eh? ;-)

[damnyankee57]

D**m , I was in my car when ElRushbo read most of the article about the woman in SC who supported DuhBama, now inundated with requests on her answering machine. Link anyone ?
Muchos Gracias mi amigos