The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, April 27, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 04/27/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[TornadoAlley3]

racists

[BigEdLB]

Canada found out... Cause PM Harper is more efficient

[gov_bean_ counter]

Betting Shanklin has a parody out on the teleprompter snafu within 24 hours.

[PogySailor]

Can this goober make a speech about anything without patting himself on the back while blaming GWB for the issue?

[Fawn]

Ahhhhhhh...thanks.

[Fawn]

Which snafu is that?

[Just Lori]

Maybe if Obama did something more than preen and pat himself on the back for his first 100 days in office, we would actually have a government that did more than just blame Republicans for all the troubles of the world.

No matter how many desks are empty, the blame game will go on ................. and on ..........and on .........

[PogySailor]

Yep, he’s done a LOT of talking and finger pointing. Accomplishments? Not so much.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Just a short howdy and then back to W&L mode.

[Son House]

Attention Deficit

A. Ødumba
B. TOTUS
C. DittoCam
D. All of the above

[AGreatPer]

"the navy chucked the morse code a few years ago. They said satellite is more efficient."

They should have kept the morse code. It is more environmental friendly. It uses none of that nasty stuff that is causing global warming - electricity.

[Just Lori]

But they’re still killing whales with sonar.

[sono]

Swine Flu Excel Spreadsheet.

[Just Lori]

I wonder where Clint & AG are.

[TornadoAlley3]

[RasterMaster]

Guess that FREE GAS and mortgage payment plan went out the window, eh?

[Just Lori]

Some airports are using hawks to scare other birds away. They say it works.

[JimSEA]

The spreadsheet seems to tell us that the swine flu has a more lethal variant in Mexico than elsewhere. These viruses are capable of quickly mutating as we saw with SARS. Is it possible that this one has mutated to a less deadly but more easily spread version already?

I'm certainly not a doctor or virologist but it seems, from the relatively mild NYC cases that we may have dodged a bullet here. Of course, it could just as easily mutate to a more deadly form just as quickly.

[TornadoAlley3]

http://www.bellinghamherald.com/124/story/886085.html
Unhappy with the O

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

They should have kept the morse code. It is more environmental friendly. It uses none of that nasty stuff that is causing global warming - electricity.

And besides that, if the libs have their way, Morse code will be the only form of communication we have left.