The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, April 27, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 04/27/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Welcome to day 98 of the Socialist 0-ccupation of America.

There are 723 days left until Americans begin to take their country back at the ballot box!
There are 1287 days left until Americans can complete the regime change.

There are 1373 days until America can truly be free of our 0-ppressor.

Celebrate the impending regime change by attending a Tea Party!

Rally! Conservatives!!
Gather in masses!
Tell King 0-bama we’ll not stand for his bailouts and high taxes!



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[rightwingintelligentsia]

Morning!

[Enterprise]

Monday bump.

[al baby]

Is he back today?

[penelopesire]

Thanks for the ping. Is Rush going to be in today? Can’t wait until he discusses Obama playing golf yesterday...lol.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

COngratulations on winning the Official Rush Limbaugh Radio Show Golden EIB Microphone.

[Biggirl]

Good morning/afternoon, megaRushWillCommentOnThisNewCrisisAndPBOdittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=

PING!!!!

[Biggirl]

Hi I see you are starting a little collection of of EIB mikes. :)

[luvbach1]

Obamaniacs know Rush is much more than an entertainer. They fear him with good reason, just as they fear truth.

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Yes! At least according to his Wednesday Show last week; he would be back today.

[Just Lori]

So that ol’ windbag is still on the air. =)

[TornadoAlley3]

[Just Lori]

You ever wonder if she is really a he?

[TornadoAlley3]

Janet looks like Liza May Minnelli

[Just Lori]

ruh roh. Dittocam’s not up, but the audio is.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I’ll have to build a shed in my yard to accommodate them.

[jazminerose]

You mean, Napo isn’t acutally Janet Reno?

[TornadoAlley3]

The top US disease control official rejected as unwarranted Monday an EU warning that appeared to call on Europeans to avoid travel to the United States and Mexico due to the swine flu outbreak. “At this point, I would not put out a travel restriction or recommendation against coming to the United States,” said Richard Besser, acting head of the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention....