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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, April 27, 2009
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| 04/27/09
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 04/27/2009 8:19:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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To: Just Lori
NPR had some fool on this morning trying to explain how TV’s and clothes dryers are luxuries, they must be preparing Democrat supporters to get used to lower standards
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:44:54 AM PDT
by
Son House
(Make A Bad Situation Worse, Raise Taxes, Increase Government Spending, Thanks Øbama)
To: TornadoAlley3
Bellingham??? UNHAPPY??? That’s one of the most liberal towns in the state!
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:46:21 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:47:00 AM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: Just Lori
We hit birds and lost an engine flying out of Boston a few years ago. Sounded like we hit a brick wall and very scary.
I still don't believe the NY flight lost both engines because of birds. There was problems with one engine happening before that. But that's another thread.
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:47:00 AM PDT
by
AGreatPer
(Obama is not my president until we see his birth certificate. A real one.)
To: Just Lori
JFK has used falcons and air cannons (big boom). Of course, the fact that the US Gov’t. decided to put a bird sanctuary, part of Gateway National Park, right next store means nothing.
65
posted on
04/27/2009 9:47:24 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
To: WorkerbeeCitizen
I just hope the Navy is still teaching it.
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:47:27 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Roccus
FALCONS! That’s what they’re using.
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:48:26 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Roccus; Just Lori
next store S/B next door......SHEESH!!!
68
posted on
04/27/2009 9:49:17 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
To: Son House
69
posted on
04/27/2009 9:49:21 AM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: Roccus
70
posted on
04/27/2009 9:50:22 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Just Lori
Snowy owls are regular winter guests at JFK. Large, flat, grassy areas are similar to their summer habitat.
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:52:48 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
To: Just Lori
powerful earthquake hits Mexico City....Fox news.
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:53:21 AM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: Just Lori
Save my rear end.gov! LMAO!
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:53:48 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Gosh, Mexico is really having a bad week.
Prayers for those affected.
To: TornadoAlley3
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:54:32 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
04/27/2009 9:55:03 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Fawn
77
posted on
04/27/2009 9:56:28 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(The Porkulus brought us economic swine flu.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I’m stocking up on salt, light bulbs, toilet paper, and dishwasher detergent!
78
posted on
04/27/2009 9:58:38 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: Enterprise
Not the measurements for playmate of the month, eh? ;-)
79
posted on
04/27/2009 10:01:11 AM PDT
by
Just Lori
(For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
To: TornadoAlley3; All
D**m , I was in my car when ElRushbo read most of the article about the woman in SC who supported DuhBama, now inundated with requests on her answering machine. Link anyone ?
Muchos Gracias mi amigos
80
posted on
04/27/2009 10:01:12 AM PDT
by
damnyankee57
(Do we really need a Democratic Kenyan Islamic Socialist Communist as President?)
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