Posted on 03/26/2009 8:26:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
the LPGA is in town, you can be assured I’m gonna watch Natalie Gulbis pick her ball outta the cup !
I didn’t hear the College Footbal thing - wht was it
At 8:30 Sat night I expect my electric meter to be spinning so fast that the torque generated will rip it off the wall!
Have been in meetings all morning. What’s this about turning lights on on Saturday night?? What if we’re not going to be home?? ;>)
Or another suggestion for Treasury - Dr. Walter E. Williams...
The caller was a small business owner and reported that the new weekly with holding tax tables began taxing at 0, and the old tax tables began at $161.
Where you live you would be taking your life in your hands.
City will probably shut the whole city down -— BLACKOUT!!!
I just went back and clicked on your link. It’s a nice picture but it wasn’t what I was expecting. Thanks, anyway.
I did that on Saturday. Slept till 10:30. Felt good too.
I actually printed your thingy yesterday to have a better look at it.
You will do very well with it, I guarantee.
Maybe you could get Charles Barkley to endorse it????
LOL! don’t doubt it!! Mayor Newsom will then lead the gay community in a candlelight parade!! ;>)
These DOUCHEBAGS aren't satisfied controlling ALL THREE BRANCHES of government....they want to control every aspect of peoples' lives.
Where can we purchase this wonderful and priceless Poster?
These gorgeous Liberal Woman will light anyone’s Fire! The Poster will destroy the need for VIAGRA!/sarq/
If she’s still dating Ben and he’s in the gallery, find him please and beat the crap out of him, so that I can have a chance at her!!!
DING, DING!!
...Yah left out ‘first’ between I and commenced, good job anyway...
http://www.lenaek.se/european-liberal-women-2008-calendar-med-lena-ek/
You forgot Mark and John Roberts, and maybe Karl Rove.
Not bad at all, though.
I printed this pic sometime ago and it’s on my wall in the sports room
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