Posted on 03/26/2009 8:26:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
And John Bolton as Secretary of State
Works for me - I like John Bolton.
I’d put Steyn in at State
Levin at AG
Sean at the EPA
Sean at EPA??
We all get Hummers
anyone living in Hollyweird must drive Yugos
Michelle Malkin - Homeland Security
if Sean at EPA maybe anyone registered dem must buy their car from Honda Prieus guy and Crazy Jim
Chief Justice, LEVIN!!
good choice
I beg to differ! DUmocrat women are ugly to the core!
Sounds good
John Bolton is brilliant!
Do you remember when Mark Levin started calling NOW the “National Organization for Ugly Women”?
Well, of course the Nags threw a fit, so in response Mark issued a correction:
“Now on, they’ll be known as the National Organization for REALLY Ugly Women”!
Boy, did that frost them.
Treasury—SOWELL OR RICK SANTELLI
...For months before Barak was sworn, I used to scream from night to morn, what ever he says, I’m against him! and I’ve been screaming since his vile commencement, I’m against him!!!
...Congress comes to The people with the bailout bill, “THIS IS OUTRAGOUS,” turning to George Soros, “IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN’T PAY THIS”!!! Parody/ G. Marx, to dinner guest, from, “A Night At The Opera”...
Soooo screwing up the country isn’t enough for the assholes, they are going to screw up College Football too???????? What next? The NCAA Basketball Tournament? How about Little League? Can we please have a Senate Committee meet on make Little League rules more uniform throughout the country. And abolish Tee Ball, because these are the pressing issues of the day.
wow, my worthless butt slept til 11 am
I never do that
It’s 50 and raining. I’m in shorts too.....
The Senate needs to be told that this is not worthy of their attention and to get back to work...or just go home if they have nothing else to do.
Actually, to re-think... if they spend time on College Football, they aren’t screwing us.
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