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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, March 26, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 03/26/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/26/2009 8:26:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rush; talkradio
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To: WorkerbeeCitizen

And John Bolton as Secretary of State


221 posted on 03/26/2009 11:08:16 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: RasterMaster

Works for me - I like John Bolton.


222 posted on 03/26/2009 11:09:44 AM PDT by WorkerbeeCitizen (The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
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To: All

“Battered Ford Fiesta”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HksXMVhxdxY


223 posted on 03/26/2009 11:11:05 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: acsrp38

I’d put Steyn in at State
Levin at AG
Sean at the EPA


224 posted on 03/26/2009 11:11:13 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: hattend

Sean at EPA??

We all get Hummers

anyone living in Hollyweird must drive Yugos


225 posted on 03/26/2009 11:12:56 AM PDT by acsrp38 (greedy -- bitter clinger)
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To: hattend

Michelle Malkin - Homeland Security


226 posted on 03/26/2009 11:13:45 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Where do I sign up for jewelry stamps?)
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To: hattend

if Sean at EPA maybe anyone registered dem must buy their car from Honda Prieus guy and Crazy Jim


227 posted on 03/26/2009 11:14:31 AM PDT by acsrp38 (greedy -- bitter clinger)
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To: acsrp38

Chief Justice, LEVIN!!


228 posted on 03/26/2009 11:14:37 AM PDT by cleveland gop (There's no need to fear, MARCH MADNESS IS FINALLY HERE!!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

good choice


229 posted on 03/26/2009 11:15:14 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: All
"No ugly women out there...."

I beg to differ! DUmocrat women are ugly to the core!

230 posted on 03/26/2009 11:15:30 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: acsrp38

Sounds good


231 posted on 03/26/2009 11:16:43 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: RasterMaster

John Bolton is brilliant!


232 posted on 03/26/2009 11:17:07 AM PDT by sheikdetailfeather (Rush Limbaugh Has An Army)
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To: All
Like the DUmocrat-controlled sentate know anything about football...


233 posted on 03/26/2009 11:17:41 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: RasterMaster

Do you remember when Mark Levin started calling NOW the “National Organization for Ugly Women”?

Well, of course the Nags threw a fit, so in response Mark issued a correction:

“Now on, they’ll be known as the National Organization for REALLY Ugly Women”!

Boy, did that frost them.


234 posted on 03/26/2009 11:18:46 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Where do I sign up for jewelry stamps?)
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To: RasterMaster

Treasury—SOWELL OR RICK SANTELLI


235 posted on 03/26/2009 11:19:24 AM PDT by cleveland gop (There's no need to fear, MARCH MADNESS IS FINALLY HERE!!!)
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To: RasterMaster; sono

...For months before Barak was sworn, I used to scream from night to morn, what ever he says, I’m against him! and I’ve been screaming since his vile commencement, I’m against him!!!

...Congress comes to The people with the bailout bill, “THIS IS OUTRAGOUS,” turning to George Soros, “IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN’T PAY THIS”!!! Parody/ G. Marx, to dinner guest, from, “A Night At The Opera”...


236 posted on 03/26/2009 11:20:08 AM PDT by gargoyle (...Lincoln abolished slavery, Obama wants it back, for most of us...)
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To: acsrp38

Soooo screwing up the country isn’t enough for the assholes, they are going to screw up College Football too???????? What next? The NCAA Basketball Tournament? How about Little League? Can we please have a Senate Committee meet on make Little League rules more uniform throughout the country. And abolish Tee Ball, because these are the pressing issues of the day.


237 posted on 03/26/2009 11:20:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan ("I never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon, NEVER!" - Rorschach from the Watchmen)
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To: cleveland gop

wow, my worthless butt slept til 11 am
I never do that


238 posted on 03/26/2009 11:21:49 AM PDT by advertising guy (the 2nd civil war is comin, ready ?)
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To: WorkerbeeCitizen

It’s 50 and raining. I’m in shorts too.....


239 posted on 03/26/2009 11:23:06 AM PDT by cleveland gop (There's no need to fear, MARCH MADNESS IS FINALLY HERE!!!)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

The Senate needs to be told that this is not worthy of their attention and to get back to work...or just go home if they have nothing else to do.

Actually, to re-think... if they spend time on College Football, they aren’t screwing us.


240 posted on 03/26/2009 11:23:50 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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