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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, March 26, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 03/26/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/26/2009 8:26:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rush; talkradio
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To: cleveland gop

the LPGA is in town, you can be assured I’m gonna watch Natalie Gulbis pick her ball outta the cup !


241 posted on 03/26/2009 11:25:04 AM PDT by advertising guy (the 2nd civil war is comin, ready ?)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

I didn’t hear the College Footbal thing - wht was it


242 posted on 03/26/2009 11:28:51 AM PDT by acsrp38 (greedy -- bitter clinger)
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To: Roccus

At 8:30 Sat night I expect my electric meter to be spinning so fast that the torque generated will rip it off the wall!

Have been in meetings all morning. What’s this about turning lights on on Saturday night?? What if we’re not going to be home?? ;>)


243 posted on 03/26/2009 11:29:58 AM PDT by Primetimedonna ( It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco. Charter member of the San Francisco Snowflakes)
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To: cleveland gop

Or another suggestion for Treasury - Dr. Walter E. Williams...


244 posted on 03/26/2009 11:30:45 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: RasterMaster
Thanks for that link. Do you have a link to the information about the new tax tables that they were talking about on Rush, yesterday?

The caller was a small business owner and reported that the new weekly with holding tax tables began taxing at 0, and the old tax tables began at $161.

245 posted on 03/26/2009 11:30:58 AM PDT by Eva (CHANGE- the post modern euphemism for Marxist revolution.)
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To: Primetimedonna

Where you live you would be taking your life in your hands.

City will probably shut the whole city down -— BLACKOUT!!!


246 posted on 03/26/2009 11:31:33 AM PDT by acsrp38 (greedy -- bitter clinger)
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To: advertising guy
Mmmmmm....Natalie


247 posted on 03/26/2009 11:32:50 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: RasterMaster

I just went back and clicked on your link. It’s a nice picture but it wasn’t what I was expecting. Thanks, anyway.


248 posted on 03/26/2009 11:32:53 AM PDT by Eva (CHANGE- the post modern euphemism for Marxist revolution.)
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To: advertising guy

I did that on Saturday. Slept till 10:30. Felt good too.

I actually printed your thingy yesterday to have a better look at it.

You will do very well with it, I guarantee.

Maybe you could get Charles Barkley to endorse it????


249 posted on 03/26/2009 11:33:20 AM PDT by cleveland gop (There's no need to fear, MARCH MADNESS IS FINALLY HERE!!!)
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To: acsrp38

LOL! don’t doubt it!! Mayor Newsom will then lead the gay community in a candlelight parade!! ;>)


250 posted on 03/26/2009 11:35:12 AM PDT by Primetimedonna ( It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco. Charter member of the San Francisco Snowflakes)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

These DOUCHEBAGS aren't satisfied controlling ALL THREE BRANCHES of government....they want to control every aspect of peoples' lives.

251 posted on 03/26/2009 11:36:21 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: Eva

Check IRS...

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/i1040tt.pdf


252 posted on 03/26/2009 11:39:16 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: All
We don't need a Smart Grid. We need Smart Spending.
253 posted on 03/26/2009 11:40:06 AM PDT by sono ("Stimulus is our way of saying Communism." Jay Leno)
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To: RasterMaster

Where can we purchase this wonderful and priceless Poster?
These gorgeous Liberal Woman will light anyone’s Fire! The Poster will destroy the need for VIAGRA!/sarq/


254 posted on 03/26/2009 11:40:49 AM PDT by True Republican Patriot (GOD BLESS AMERICA and Our Great President George W. Bush)
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To: advertising guy; hattend

If she’s still dating Ben and he’s in the gallery, find him please and beat the crap out of him, so that I can have a chance at her!!!

DING, DING!!


255 posted on 03/26/2009 11:40:54 AM PDT by cleveland gop (There's no need to fear, MARCH MADNESS IS FINALLY HERE!!!)
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To: acsrp38
Good idea!


256 posted on 03/26/2009 11:42:35 AM PDT by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: sono

...Yah left out ‘first’ between I and commenced, good job anyway...


257 posted on 03/26/2009 11:43:50 AM PDT by gargoyle (...Lincoln abolished slavery, Obama wants it back, for most of us...)
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To: True Republican Patriot

http://www.lenaek.se/european-liberal-women-2008-calendar-med-lena-ek/

258 posted on 03/26/2009 11:44:38 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: paulycy

You forgot Mark and John Roberts, and maybe Karl Rove.

Not bad at all, though.


259 posted on 03/26/2009 11:46:15 AM PDT by cleveland gop (There's no need to fear, MARCH MADNESS IS FINALLY HERE!!!)
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To: hattend

I printed this pic sometime ago and it’s on my wall in the sports room


260 posted on 03/26/2009 11:46:22 AM PDT by advertising guy (the 2nd civil war is comin, ready ?)
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