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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, March 20, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 03/20/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: radioshowhosts; rush; rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: gargoyle

This is the picture Rush in all likelihood mentioned. It's the very first of a thread that now has over 100 images devoted to teleprompter jokes. (Click here to check it out!)

121 posted on 03/20/2009 9:32:21 AM PDT by Nateman (Could he pour piss out of a boot with teleprompter directions on the heel?)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

As a former special ed student and one who was in the Special Olympics as a kid, what PBO said was not only hurtful to I and past SO athletes, but those who are involved NOW.


122 posted on 03/20/2009 9:33:02 AM PDT by Biggirl (GO UCONN!=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: mylife
Agreed, Rush's comparison of Sarah and the Teliprompter-Kid demonstrates why Rush is number one. Simple, effective and brilliant.
123 posted on 03/20/2009 9:33:12 AM PDT by Dansong
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To: WorkerbeeCitizen
I would rather have a hawk.


124 posted on 03/20/2009 9:33:48 AM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Dansong

Will it sway the ignorant masses?

We will see.


125 posted on 03/20/2009 9:34:59 AM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Clint N. Suhks
I don't have that problem with my keyboard. I regularly spill coffee on it to keep it properly lubed. (Must be the caffeine.)
126 posted on 03/20/2009 9:35:30 AM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Hey Al Gore! Get your fat carcass over here and shovel all this global warming off my driveway!)
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To: darkangel82

Ps- I shamefully admit that when I was under 30, I was one of the brain dead morons. Yes, I voted McGovern and Carter. Then one day, I tossed away the bong and the shot glass, and opened my eyes, and began to read instead of listening to lies...


127 posted on 03/20/2009 9:36:09 AM PDT by LRS (Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
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To: mylife
I wish Rush had the actual tape of Obabyso as to contrast the wonderful Sarah...
128 posted on 03/20/2009 9:36:21 AM PDT by Dansong
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To: mylife

“Will it sway the ignorant masses?”

It wont sway the ones who choose to stay ignorant.

You can’t make the horse drink.


129 posted on 03/20/2009 9:36:29 AM PDT by Canedawg (Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the preah, he's fiddlin' alright..)
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To: Biggirl

Hiya, Biggirl :)

Don’t let any thing that Zero says get to ya.
What goes around, comes around.


130 posted on 03/20/2009 9:36:55 AM PDT by A. Morgan (Every night I pray that Rezko and Blago roll over on Obama!)
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To: Biggirl

I don’t personally know anyone who was in the SO but Obama is just an @sswipe.


131 posted on 03/20/2009 9:37:47 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I’m pretty darn fond of her myself :)


132 posted on 03/20/2009 9:38:46 AM PDT by Bahbah (Typical white person-Snow white)
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I was spitting crazy with the circus on the hill yesterday.

I still am. They are acting like dictators and the people are cheering it on!


133 posted on 03/20/2009 9:39:03 AM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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SOTO - Special Olympics Teleprompter Obama


134 posted on 03/20/2009 9:39:18 AM PDT by Enterprise (I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

How out of his element is this man going to be with our enemies if picking a dog is such a frakin’ ordeal?

Sheesh!


135 posted on 03/20/2009 9:39:50 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: mylife

The US House of Representatives - aka, ship of FOOLS!


136 posted on 03/20/2009 9:40:22 AM PDT by A. Morgan (Every night I pray that Rezko and Blago roll over on Obama!)
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To: rush

Hey Rush, go ahead, play the “sphincter” speech.


137 posted on 03/20/2009 9:40:45 AM PDT by Roccus (The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
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To: A. Morgan

They are going to put this country on the rocks if we dont stop them.


138 posted on 03/20/2009 9:41:39 AM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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they knew long before 3/3

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aRlALpvxQyZo&refer=home

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=auhzcUg60VZA&refer=home


139 posted on 03/20/2009 9:42:36 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: mylife

All the AIG talk is a smokescreen to lay cover for the new CBO announcement of a $1.8 Trillion deficit. The media keeps putting out more stories on AIG bonuses while the quadrupling of the deficit gets an “oh by the way”.


140 posted on 03/20/2009 9:42:51 AM PDT by PogySailor (We're so screwed.....welcome to the American Oligarchy)
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