Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
This is the picture Rush in all likelihood mentioned. It's the very first of a thread that now has over 100 images devoted to teleprompter jokes. (Click here to check it out!)
As a former special ed student and one who was in the Special Olympics as a kid, what PBO said was not only hurtful to I and past SO athletes, but those who are involved NOW.
Will it sway the ignorant masses?
We will see.
Ps- I shamefully admit that when I was under 30, I was one of the brain dead morons. Yes, I voted McGovern and Carter. Then one day, I tossed away the bong and the shot glass, and opened my eyes, and began to read instead of listening to lies...
“Will it sway the ignorant masses?”
It wont sway the ones who choose to stay ignorant.
You can’t make the horse drink.
Hiya, Biggirl :)
Don’t let any thing that Zero says get to ya.
What goes around, comes around.
I don’t personally know anyone who was in the SO but Obama is just an @sswipe.
I’m pretty darn fond of her myself :)
I was spitting crazy with the circus on the hill yesterday.
I still am. They are acting like dictators and the people are cheering it on!
SOTO - Special Olympics Teleprompter Obama
How out of his element is this man going to be with our enemies if picking a dog is such a frakin’ ordeal?
Sheesh!
The US House of Representatives - aka, ship of FOOLS!
Hey Rush, go ahead, play the “sphincter” speech.
They are going to put this country on the rocks if we dont stop them.
they knew long before 3/3
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aRlALpvxQyZo&refer=home
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=auhzcUg60VZA&refer=home
All the AIG talk is a smokescreen to lay cover for the new CBO announcement of a $1.8 Trillion deficit. The media keeps putting out more stories on AIG bonuses while the quadrupling of the deficit gets an oh by the way.
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