This is pork.
Posted on 03/08/2009 7:19:36 PM PDT by GVnana
This is pork.
This is a noose.
This is the California state capitol building.
This is the Tower Bridge, 10 blocks from the capitol where PORKULUS shall meet his fate.
High noon.
April 15, 2009.
Any questions?
Hang the porker!! OFF with his head!!
Get rowdy be safe.
Cordinate a phone campaign to attract local media outlets.
Seek out articulate speakers on the subject
Network
Maybe the pig to be sacrificed should look more sinister, like this one.
Or better yet...
Question.
Why the Tower Bridge instead of the Capitol?
Wouldn't the Capitol be a more suitable venue a such a pahty?
Didn’t you learn last year that nooses are racist (/sarc)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Have FUN!!!! Off with his head!
A demonstration permit for the Capitol building is in progress. The idea is, we march from the capitol building, down the capitol mall, and swing the porker from the Tower Bridge over the Sacramento River.
If some tea should happen to drop, that would be OK too.
Such items...exist.
As with many of life's riddles, the right answer is only given when one askes the right question, in the right way, in the right place.
Party On.
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last four years), real estate tax, Social Security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, State property tax, many State’s sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall, but I have run out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss, Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Yours truly, an honest hard working american.
Good grief,that’s scary!!!!!!! The top picture is a little disconcerting too! :)
Sweet!!
I’ll think about making the drive for this. I’m about 5 hours away.
Uh, what is that? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Mr. Robinson doesn't want me to tell you, as it involves things I have designed that you and your friends could use, if you wanted to. That would involve offering things for sale, which is a no-no, seemingly.
PS: Party On.
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