Posted on 03/06/2009 8:16:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Don't mind a little here and there, I love pro football. But he's getting all wound up on some arcane football subject. I thought Friday was the day the listeners can talk about what THEY want, not Rush.
Here comes a commercial, thank goodness. I'm glad Rush isn't into curling.
Leni
TO and Michael Vick at Oakland?
No way.
Was on the phone, did not hear any of it.
AFSCME told the mayor to take a hike.
Did he say it says “overthrow”?
1) "Reds"
OVER CHARGE HOOOOOO!
Speaking of Russian translation gaffes, when I took Russian in high school, we had an assignment to create signs in the Russian language for all our school offices.
My partner and I were assigned the Nurse’s office. We looked “nurse” up in the dictionary, and selected a word that sounded good. We hung the sign and had it up for a while, until our Russian teacher came by and told us that the Russian term we had selected translated into “Wet Nurse.”
LOL!
In alphabetical order
Aaron Loves Angela (1975)
Abby (1974)
Across 110th Street (1972)
Action Jackson (1988)
Adios Amigo (1976)
Amazing Grace (1974)
The Arena (1974)
Disco Godfather (aka Avenging Disco Godfather) (1980)
[edit] B
The Bad Bunch (1976)
Bamboo Gods and Iron Men (1974)
Bare Knuckles (1977)
The Baron (1977)
The Big Bird Cage (1972)
The Big Doll House (1971)
The Big Score (1980)
The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings (1976)
Black Belt Jones (1974)
Black Caesar (1973)
The Black Connection (1974)
Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984)
Black Dynamite (2009)
Black Eliminator (1978)
Black Eye (1974)
Black Fist (1977)
The Black Gestapo (1975)
How to get Michelle Obama’s toned arms - CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/26/toning.obama.arms/
union’s
She can tone the arms all she wants, she’ll always be Aunt Esther to me...
Back to work for me. Later all.
There’s a lot information there that I didn’t know - the real Black History Month.
How to get Michelle Obama’s toned arms - CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/26/toning.obama.arms/
Does it show her beating her kids?
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