The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, March 6, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/06/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[AliVeritas]

How come I kept hearing 40K jobs down 9K gov’t jobs up this a.m. re: econ.?

[vacuumbob]

But it is the truth ;)

[Clint N. Suhks]

Mark calls Jon Stewart by his birth name which is Liebowitz.

[Roccus]

Any news on Dodd’s $500 Billion bailout of the FDIC?

[gwilhelm56]

**No one said Wall Streeters were Mensa’s.**

NO ... but they SURE CAN DRINK!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

My home is Liebowitz-free.

Of course it is. You make Mikey look like a maximalist.

[gwilhelm56]

The other saying often crossing my lips...

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself!”

[Roccus]

I often said that. The way things are going lately though........................

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Someone impersonating Rush on Twitter?

What kinds of things are they saying, I wonder?

[Just Lori]

I missed that one.

[AliVeritas]

Will someone please tell me what someone mailed me (that I missed didn’t happen); Did Obama appoint John Deutch to anything intel?

[advertising guy]

Super Bowl losing Arizona Cardinals

bite me Rush !

[Just Lori]

Them’s fightin’ words, eh?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Heh-heh!

[advertising guy]

well...Arizona is a hugh Rush market...why diss us

bite me Rush

[IMissPresidentReagan]

http://twitter.com/search/users?q=Rush+Limbaugh

List of all users who imperosnate Rush....some are okay; some are not so nice.

[Roccus]

Hey Rush, what’s gonna happen to all the corporate owned seats and luxury boxes? They are a large presence in the NBA and NHL.

[vacuumbob]

I hear that!!!!!!!!!

[Purrcival]

Probably racist, bigoted nonsense in a lame attempt to make people believe the twisted press that they’re giving him.

[advertising guy]

get my freepmail....waiting on a call back sometime before 4:30 pm my time