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'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise
Fox ^ | 1/26/2009 | Fox

Posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

Lady LAKE, Fla. — It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.

"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"

Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.

It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America — and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years — where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.

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"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: grannygoescommando; mountnglions; oldwomen; thevillages; wrinkled
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To: kalee
That's just the way men think, kalee. Even 70 year olds will cross canes and fight over a female regardless how many are left over.

Viv la difference!

;0)

61 posted on 01/26/2009 6:56:49 AM PST by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: null and void

Ah! You again. :) If it makes you feel better, if you have the charm, it helps out a lot. Sometimes you might see an overweight guy who just has something about him (and I don’t mean money) that keeps the women liking him.


62 posted on 01/26/2009 7:00:34 AM PST by HungarianGypsy (Love of country does not mean I have to follow my government blindly.)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

LOL! A co-worker said that to me and I told him I did not need that visual in my mind.


63 posted on 01/26/2009 7:01:56 AM PST by HungarianGypsy (Love of country does not mean I have to follow my government blindly.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
I was watching the Geico commercial this weekend, from that new campaign that doesn't make any sense - with the pile of dollars with the eyes on top? Anyways, the one where the older couple is in the Chinese restaurant. I'd probably hit it with that red headed chick, and she's gotta be in her sixties.

I dig her too. She's got a glamorous bad girl smolder in her smile from the 60's romantic comedies. She reminds me of the megahot actress Christina Hendricks, who plays the buxom secretary Joan Holloway on Mad Men. Hendricks is only 23, but looks older because of the makeup and styles of the era.

In this world where young women deface their skin with tattoos, stuff themselves into jeans too small for their butts and proudly display midriffs that should never be bare, I always appreciate old-school femininity.

I've always liked older women. I'm in my forties, and still treasure every look I get from older women with snow on the roof but fire in the furnace. Anyone else who got the tinglies about Louise Sorel?

64 posted on 01/26/2009 7:04:54 AM PST by L.N. Smithee (Yes, I am black. No, It's NOT wonderful. No, I'm NOT proud of him. No, I DON'T want any Kool-Aid.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.

I guess,at that age,a one-night stand is pretty meaningful-especially if you escape unscathed! LOL
65 posted on 01/26/2009 7:06:43 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Sarahlution!!!!!)
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To: Sig Sauer P220
What comes after cougars?

Snagglepuss!!
66 posted on 01/26/2009 7:08:24 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Sarahlution!!!!!)
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To: Hatteras

Yikes!

Once it is seen, it cannot be unseen!


67 posted on 01/26/2009 7:13:35 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: mvpel

Wow.....I love it.
Being a woman in her late-summer (although I feel the spring of youth 95% of the time!!),that is certainly good counsel!


68 posted on 01/26/2009 7:13:49 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Sarahlution!!!!!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

An older woman (50 something) once told me, “All cats are gray in the dark!”

At the time I was 30, married and dumb. It took me about a week to figure out that she was propositioning me.


69 posted on 01/26/2009 7:16:04 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: HungarianGypsy

Still doomed...


70 posted on 01/26/2009 7:17:33 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 7 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: ikka


"It's good to be the king!"
71 posted on 01/26/2009 7:18:11 AM PST by GQuagmire
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To: L.N. Smithee
Louise Sorel!

She's got it goin' on!!!

Thanks for that link, I'm not much up to date on celebrities. That being said, I got a real kick out of the fact that she was married to Ken Howard, who played "The White Shadow" - Ken Reeves, a coach with a "basketball major with a minor in life".

That is just too great!

72 posted on 01/26/2009 7:20:10 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Red in Blue PA

We now know what Santa means when he says: “Ho, ho, ho”.


73 posted on 01/26/2009 7:22:19 AM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: jdsteel; Sig Sauer P220
Sig Sauer P220 ~ What comes after cougars?

jdsteel ~ Mountain Lions.

Mountin' loins...

74 posted on 01/26/2009 7:22:37 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 7 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
In golf carts?

Wow, those old geezers must be really up to par.

Leni

75 posted on 01/26/2009 7:24:06 AM PST by MinuteGal
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To: Hatteras

Say it ain’t so!


76 posted on 01/26/2009 7:27:58 AM PST by usslsm51
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To: REPANDPROUDOFIT
"So, he thinks we just abandon any sense of civic duty when we move to Florida and think only about having a "good time". Disgusting!"

Awe, Mom.....

77 posted on 01/26/2009 7:31:21 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: gimme1ibertee
Being a woman in her late-summer (although I feel the spring of youth 95% of the time!!), ...

That's a rather saucy thing to say in a public forum, my dear! :D

78 posted on 01/26/2009 7:31:52 AM PST by mvpel (Michael Pelletier)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Great. Just great. Guess what jingle will be in my head the rest of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


79 posted on 01/26/2009 7:32:03 AM PST by peggybac (Sexual French Silk - don't erraticate me!)
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To: TC Rider

Ian Flemings “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service”, chpt 4, also.


80 posted on 01/26/2009 7:33:39 AM PST by stuartcr (If the end doesn't justify the means...why have different means?)
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