The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, January 6, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[AGreatPer]

"just fer da record....I believe Obama is a fraud and illegal alien"

I'll raise you one. I believe he is a sleeper cell.

[Clint N. Suhks]

[hattend]

The MSM is setting up a CYA for the Bamster when his Presidency fails.

They don’t want another Reagan coming to the rescue in 2012 when Carter II fails.

[ReneeLynn]

Obama is driving this hearse. Spot on, Rush.

[sono]

You don’t suppose he’s really Kevin Kline in Black Face?

[Just Lori]

I know. I’m a bad bad bad girl.

[Nephi]

The second you use the word “neocon” your credibility is zero. You realize that, dontcha?

No, I don't. Explain.

[Fudd Fan]

OK, define “neocon.”

[gov_bean_ counter]

Do we know if Burris has a connection to any of the candidates Obie has had removed from ballots on his way up the political ladder?

[Nephi]

we all understand your anger but to use that anger against Rush on the Rush thread is boneheaded on your part

My anger? You don't have a dog in this fight?

Where should I comment on the refusal to address a looming constitutional crisis by the self-described "American's conservative anchorman?" On a Glenn Beck thread?

[freebird5850]

Yep, see my tagline...

[advertising guy]

I even remember a coveralls clothed WAYNE NEWTON appearance on tv via the Carol Burnet show. Newton was introduced as a singin cousin.....and he sang “ Betsy the hefer”

..in the mornin she is pasturized, at nite she gives homoginized, Betsy the hefer, the queen of all the cows”

[Nephi]

Covered already, by Bill Cunningham.

Who?

[advertising guy]

actually, the Supremes never decided, only one standings per presenter

[eeevil conservative]

going good

on the phone with MNJohnnie....

;-)

[Nephi]

I can't believe there are still Birth Certificate trolls out there. I guess they really really want J-O-B-S Biden as president.

Interesting. Conservatives don't usually view the constitution as anachronistic.

Which of the 20 points listed are you able to refute?

[Fudd Fan]

OMG I remember that too (but I thought it was on a Lucy show). STOP!!

[advertising guy]

me too hence his need of internal soldiers

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Call him and bring it up; or get your own show and talk about it...Both of these would be more constructive alternatives to getting your message out. Coming on the Rush Limbaugh thread, to complain about the hose, not only not constructive, but it does absolutely nothing to further your point nor does it get your message out. Either you enjoy raising the ire of fellow FReepers, or you like wasting your time on futile outbursts.

[StayFocused]

Libs, Libertarians and kook RuPaul supporters like to use the word “neocon” as a smear toward Reagan Republicans. So, if you don’t fall into that category, you might not want to use that term.