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Car by Congress: the 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition
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| 12-23-2008
| Staff
Posted on 12/23/2008 8:46:45 AM PST by Red Badger
Here's a little comedy for Christmas: Someone with a decidedly right leaning sense of humor has taken a shot at the entire left-leaning side of Congress. Imagining the kind of car that would be crafted by a blue-state congressional committee, they've come up with the Congressional Motors Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition. The wedge-shaped get-around with the Barney Frank-designed interior has a 15-point passenger harness, 45 airbags, and comes with a hockey helmet.
Says the ad, "We've subsidized the features you want and taxed away the rest. With its advanced Al Gore-designed V-3 under the hood pumping out 22.5 carbon-neutral ponies, you'll never be late for the Disco or the Day Labor Shelter. Engage the pedal drive or strap on the optional jumbo mizzenmast and the GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition easily exceeds 2016 CAFE mileage standards. At an estimated 268 MPG, that's a savings of nearly $1800 per week in fuel costs over the 2011 Pelosi." You can read the rest of the humor by clicking the link. Thanks for the tip, Cash!
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To: sully777; vigl; Cagey; Abathar; A. Patriot; B Knotts; getsoutalive; muleskinner; sausageseller; ...
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posted on
12/23/2008 8:47:56 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
To: sauropod
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posted on
12/23/2008 8:53:34 AM PST
by
sauropod
(An expression of deep worry and concern failed to cross either of Zaphod's faces - hitchhiker's guid)
To: Red Badger
I will not buy the upscale model, the Pelosi Galore...
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posted on
12/23/2008 9:03:07 AM PST
by
tubebender
(Retirement...The art and science of Killing time before it Kills you...)
To: tubebender
The euorpean model they will make in England will be called “The Uran-eight #2”
To: Red Badger
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posted on
12/23/2008 9:20:20 AM PST
by
Clay Moore
(Newspapers, the 8 track tape of the information age.)
To: Red Badger
LOL - that’s pretty good! Love the clothes on those dudes!
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posted on
12/23/2008 9:20:24 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Resist the Obamination!)
To: Red Badger
If you buy 2 Pelosi vehicles you'll get a free new
Barney Frank Wheel of Joy Mobile...
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posted on
12/23/2008 9:39:07 AM PST
by
navyguy
(The National Reset Button is pushed with the trigger finger.)
To: tubebender
T think only James Bond can get one of those
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posted on
12/23/2008 9:40:17 AM PST
by
Foolsgold
("We live in the greatest country in the world and I am going to change it" Barry O'boomarang 2008)
To: Red Badger; All
Introducing the CONGRESSIONALLY MANDATED 2010 Mercury MARX!!!
Features: Zero emissions - unless driver ate beans for lunch. Inexpensive to maintain Great gas mileage! (2 Miles per fart!) Easy credit available - in fact, this is the ONLY purchase for which you can get credit terms right now. Buy one now - avoid jail time! (Stolen from the People's Cube)
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posted on
12/23/2008 9:50:34 AM PST
by
tcrlaf
(You Voted DEMOCRAT-You'll Look GREAT In A Burqa!)
To: Red Badger
Here is the Pelosi Sport/Rally edition.
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posted on
12/23/2008 10:16:47 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Red Badger
Yeah, I got the longer version of this the other day. Really amusing.
I might add, the back bumper is actually a polymer bumper sticker saying, “We're From The Nanny State and We Are Here To Help”.
Gotta keep the weight down doncha know.
To: Army Air Corps
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posted on
12/26/2008 8:03:20 PM PST
by
Venerable Bede
(ConservativeCave.com - A Conserative Forum)
To: Red Badger
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