Posted on 11/05/2008 1:36:31 PM PST by Antoninus
When you lose an election like we just did, it brings out the best those family, friends, and acquaintences of yours who don't share your political beliefs.
In 2004, I tried my best not to gloat at all because I understood that for many of our opponents, politics is their religion and to watch Kerry lose, it was like watching a family member die. I get no pleasure in being a jackass and trying to rub salt into people's wounds.
Liberals generally have no such reservations, so I'm sure we've all gotten an earful today.
So let's start a thread for posting some of the dumbest things people have said to us today at the advent of Obamanation. It might be the kind of thing we can look back on in 2010 or 2012 and say, "Oh yeah, I forgot what that little snot said."
Right. Come now while it’s not hot.
Ugh.
I got an email from my ex that had a pro-McCain email attached, and her request of, “Please don’t send me any more of this political crap. You know I can’t stand it.” I never sent the email to begin with and explained to her that it’s probably from when her and I were togetther -she must have added her email address to a mailing list.
I also told her that I knew better than to send her those kinds of emails. She replied, “LOL! Okay.”
I do, however, fully expect to be the recipient of at least one email from her Mom. I love the lady to pieces, but she worked for Obama’s campaign. I plan on being gracious as always toward her if she does.
She’s very good to my 2 young Sons, and she is very kind to me. Always has been.
But if my ex sends me any gloating emails....IT’S ON!!
MUAAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Also, some liberal college kid on my campus said the following:
“I’m laughing so hard at all the Obama haters!”
He does not realize that we doubted Obama’s credibility, not his popularity.
This is why we are in this situation. I am 23 years old and I am surrounded by people my age who do not know what a constitutional republic is. When asked about the significance of this election, they respond in unison: “first black candidate LOL!”
Oy vey.
Let me see. When you poor people (And Michael Moore considers himself poor?) get all our money, how long will it last? A week longer than when Rodney King was awarded a few million?
Barack will make all the rich people poor and the poor people rich! The wrong people were rich and selfish; it's time for Barack to switch them. Only those who haven't earned it should have money! Yes, we can!
Stop the ice caps from melting, because... Um... Nature might be wrong! Barack will stop that from happening! He can make water freeze! And he should! Planetary cycles are wrong! That which is hot should be switched with that which is cold! It's all wrong now, but Barack can make it right! Yes, we can!
And we don't know what "health care" is, but it sounds like free doctors and bandages and surgeries! We want it! Barack will make the doctors work for free, and surgery tools and medications will cost nothing! Well, actually, someone will have to pay for it. Maybe we can make the rich pay for it all before we make them poor and the poor people rich, because it would be unfair for the new rich, the good people, to pay, right? Doctors won't work for free, it seems, so we have to make the rich pay for it! Yes we can! Maybe we can make the oil companies stop making that awful oil and they can pay the medical stuff! Yes we can! But then how will we get to the hospitals without gasoline? We don't know! But yes we can!
After the way these snakes treated Bush, I won’t be doing a thing but returning the favor. For 4 years.
Even though I’m confident Baraq will destroy his own presidency, I will remind everyone and anyone that socialism doesn’t work and for the sake of a historic day lunatics sold their country down the river.
Liberals can simply never be trusted. Period. Not to run an ice cream stand.
Oh, that is just too funny! Good for you!
Now that we are the “loyal opposition” it is time to bring out the ammo.
Those b/tards who called W the Devil will now see what it is like when their manchild fuhrer gets the same treatment.
But I will say there is a huge difference: We, as Conservatives, have jobs and values. We don’t cry (except at Old Yeller or when we pinch our fingers with the spark plug wrench). We THINK — we PLAN — we CONSIDER.
That is why you won’t see us in the streets crying with silly signs and you won’t see sites dedicated to “I am so sorry” (although the latter is tempting).
Instead, we will make sure the fuhrer spends all his time and energy just staying in office. Because we are smart enough to do it. And do it Right (pun sort of intended).
I am shutting down the night shift here. My attempt to prop up the economy in my town by employing folks that otherwise had no work is over. I was going to act today, but I will wait until after Christmas.
I also am traveling to Cancun after Thanksgiving to look at moving over there. I made sure the moonbat newpaper reporter overheard that juicy tidbit. Should be fun to watch people read the paper next week.
You should have explained you’ve had one all along and it’s currently flying upside down as of this morning.
I’m seriously thinking of putting an inverted flag on my bumper.
But I do have a bitter clinger sticker there already, that will now stay there for at least 4 years.
“all Chicago, your new President will hand you some cash”
SO freaking stolen forever :)
That’s funny. Today in my class we talked about the electoral college and I had my students color in the states that went blue and the ones that were red. They were amazed at how equally the colors were distributed. One student asked me if the map ever had all of the colors be for one nominee. I went on to tell him about the greatest President ever and how he only had one state go against him. He asked who>? and I said Ronald Reagan. :) ONe little girl said “Oh yeah!” and I said your mother has taught you well. :)
That’s funny. Today in my class we talked about the electoral college and I had my students color in the states that went blue and the ones that were red. They were amazed at how equally the colors were distributed. One student asked me if the map ever had all of the colors be for one nominee. I went on to tell him about the greatest President ever and how he only had one state go against him. He asked who>? and I said Ronald Reagan. :) ONe little girl said “Oh yeah!” and I said your mother has taught you well. :)
Did you talk about it twice ;)
I can believe that.
They deserve it.
They feel that way now because they are about 45 years away from being in the do not resuscitate crowd.
No matter, if they lose their jobs they’ll simply blame Bush and explain “the one” just needs more time.
‘The One’ explained to them last night that it’ll take more than a year, or even more than a term.
It’s a complete waste of time reasoning with liberals.
LOL, no. :) Just an over reacting finger that thought the reply wasn’t posting fast enough, so I hit it twice. Oh well, at least I can honestly say that the mood at the public school, yes I said public school, was very somber today. Quite a few of my children told me this morning that they started the day with a prayer, because our country really needs prayers now. Love my kids. :)
In this Country,if you want cake,bake one.
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