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BREAKING NEWS: Gas Explosions Occuring on Mars!!
10/30/2008 | eekitsagreek

Posted on 10/30/2008 9:01:58 PM PDT by eekitsagreek

Hey all!

I was listening to Ramon Raquello and his orchestra (and who doesn't?) and just as they were playing "La Cumparsita", the program was interupted by a breaking news story from the Intercontinental Radio News with a bulletin on Mars.

"At twenty minutes before eight, central time, Professor Farrell of the Mount Jennings Observatory, Chicago, Illinois, reports observing several explosions of incandescent gas, occurring at regular intervals on the planet Mars. The spectroscope indicates the gas to be hydrogen and moving towards the earth with enormous velocity. Professor Pierson of the Observatory at Princeton confirms Farrell's observation, and describes the phenomenon as "like a jet of blue flame shot from a gun".


TOPICS: Breaking News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: breakingnewsabuse; breakingwind; chat; havefun; lightenup; mars; marsfarts; martians; mercurytheater; missinglink; notbreakingnews; truebreakingnews; welles; whocares; whoknew
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To: eekitsagreek
Actually, as you can see, this is quite serious as evidence from the Hubbell spacecraft has just now confirmed!
81 posted on 10/30/2008 9:28:07 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: All

That farmer guy is so annoying to listen to.

WTH?!!?!?!!?? Something is happening with the cylinder!! Carl says the top is rotating like a screw and the thing may be hollow!!!


82 posted on 10/30/2008 9:28:37 PM PDT by eekitsagreek (Give me a Stanley Cup (or Amy Grant) PLEASE!)
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To: All
Come visit my HALLOWEEN UNDEAD THREAD--Can you survive the Zombie outbreak?

You won't survive.

83 posted on 10/30/2008 9:28:40 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: eekitsagreek

Don’t be afraid. The Martians are probably just here to vote.


84 posted on 10/30/2008 9:29:40 PM PDT by CindyDawg (Pray before you vote.)
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To: eekitsagreek
Professor Pierson of the Observatory at Princeton confirms Farrell's observation, and describes the phenomenon as "like a jet of blue flame shot from a gun".

They must have Mighty Taco's on Mars.

85 posted on 10/30/2008 9:30:10 PM PDT by Major Matt Mason (Wondering when "The Generation That Won't Shut Up" will do so.)
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To: eekitsagreek

We’ll wait it out, in the meantime every one here at the hotel ballroom will keep on dancing.


86 posted on 10/30/2008 9:30:10 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (PALIN/MCCAIN the real ticket!)
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To: The KG9 Kid

What fun.

I’m listening to them by Prinston and the cylinder is opening.


87 posted on 10/30/2008 9:31:29 PM PDT by Sundog (Palin --- She who can shoot a moose can shoot a Russian bear.)
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To: eekitsagreek

88 posted on 10/30/2008 9:31:34 PM PDT by Godzilla (I am JOE. NO Socialism, NO Obama. I'd rather keep my change and spread it around myself.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Yeah.

John Yaya
John Smallberries
John Parker
John Bigbooté
John McCain...


89 posted on 10/30/2008 9:31:53 PM PDT by null and void (Socialism doesn't work because of people./People don't work because of socialism...)
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To: CindyDawg
Don’t be afraid. The Martians are probably just here to vote.

LMAO...not fair, I just sprayed coffee on my screen

90 posted on 10/30/2008 9:32:53 PM PDT by JrsyJack
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To: eekitsagreek

The actual radio broadcast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wf5TPVz56A

The 1953 movie version,( the best!!) pt 1 of 9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZBO1dghz8&feature=related


91 posted on 10/30/2008 9:33:18 PM PDT by djf (I have dimes. Brother, can you spare a dame?)
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To: All

OMG!!!!!! SOMETHING IS CRAWLING OUT OF THAT THING!!!!


92 posted on 10/30/2008 9:33:25 PM PDT by eekitsagreek (Give me a Stanley Cup (or Amy Grant) PLEASE!)
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To: eekitsagreek

They might just be too late, by the time they get here we will already have an illegal alien in the Whitehouse.


93 posted on 10/30/2008 9:34:14 PM PDT by Daniel Ramsey (Live from Wasilla, Alaska and saying NO to Barack HUSSEIN Obama)
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To: PetroniusMaximus

44 posts before the first Uranus joke. We’re slipping.


94 posted on 10/30/2008 9:35:29 PM PDT by dfwgator (I hate Illinois Marxists)
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To: CindyDawg

Senator Barack Obama has just issued this statement: “uhhhh, this is....well, uhhh, this is not the planet I’ve known. Uhhh, I haven’t even studied this planet since I was eight years old. Ummm, you see, it’s just a planet that lives somewhere above my neighborhood.”


95 posted on 10/30/2008 9:36:38 PM PDT by CaribouCrossing
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This is getting scary. The announcer guy is describing the thing as having tentacles attached to a body that is as large as a bear and it glistens like wet leather.


96 posted on 10/30/2008 9:37:26 PM PDT by eekitsagreek (Give me a Stanley Cup (or Amy Grant) PLEASE!)
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To: eekitsagreek

You are a day early Pacific Time at least...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/560413/posts


97 posted on 10/30/2008 9:37:40 PM PDT by IreneE (Live for nothing or die for something.)
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To: Chaguito

I think we’re all looking for a little stress break.

It’s interesting to note the power of the media, in this case, radio, way back when.

Our Halloween nightmare, 0bama, is trying to recreate the fear with his little infommercial last night.

That gives me the chills...


98 posted on 10/30/2008 9:38:20 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: CaribouCrossing

“Listen up folks, this could be for real. API has just reported it to be true.....they have a tape....and are negotiating with Greta to release it to the public. ;)”

Ah crap! Berg just said they can’t release the tape because of pending litigation.


99 posted on 10/30/2008 9:38:27 PM PDT by redk
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To: eekitsagreek

It could be Barney Frank...


100 posted on 10/30/2008 9:39:21 PM PDT by JrsyJack
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