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BREAKING NEWS: Gas Explosions Occuring on Mars!!
10/30/2008
| eekitsagreek
Posted on 10/30/2008 9:01:58 PM PDT by eekitsagreek
Hey all!
I was listening to Ramon Raquello and his orchestra (and who doesn't?) and just as they were playing "La Cumparsita", the program was interupted by a breaking news story from the Intercontinental Radio News with a bulletin on Mars.
"At twenty minutes before eight, central time, Professor Farrell of the Mount Jennings Observatory, Chicago, Illinois, reports observing several explosions of incandescent gas, occurring at regular intervals on the planet Mars. The spectroscope indicates the gas to be hydrogen and moving towards the earth with enormous velocity. Professor Pierson of the Observatory at Princeton confirms Farrell's observation, and describes the phenomenon as "like a jet of blue flame shot from a gun".
TOPICS: Breaking News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: breakingnewsabuse; breakingwind; chat; havefun; lightenup; mars; marsfarts; martians; mercurytheater; missinglink; notbreakingnews; truebreakingnews; welles; whocares; whoknew
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So far, there has been no mention of this on the networks. I went to Drudge, NASA and enterprisemission, but they have nothing as well. Has anyone else heard about this?
To: eekitsagreek
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:03:04 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(Obama is the Democrats guy. They bought the ticket, now they must take the ride.)
To: eekitsagreek
I’m just so glad I don’t live in Grovers Mill, NJ. ;-)
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:03:33 PM PDT
by
TMA62
(TMA62)
To: eekitsagreek
4
posted on
10/30/2008 9:03:43 PM PDT
by
vrwc54
(Obamao...Obamarx ... Obamanisum)
To: eekitsagreek
McCain's October surprise??
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:03:55 PM PDT
by
HardStarboard
("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule - Mencken knew Obama)
To: eekitsagreek
I heard about it from Orson Wells
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:04:07 PM PDT
by
skully
(If Obama gets elected will we need to say Obama bless you when someone sneezes??)
To: eekitsagreek
Rove, you magnificent bastard!
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:04:41 PM PDT
by
babydubya1981
(Homeschooling Moms for McCain/Palin 08)
To: eekitsagreek
bet they’re headed for New Jersey, too....
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:05:10 PM PDT
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: eekitsagreek
Jeez, there was just a gas explosion in my dining room.
I have to go open a window.....
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:05:10 PM PDT
by
exit82
(The only person that could get me to vote for John McCain is Sarah Palin -God bless her)
To: eekitsagreek; Admin Moderator
The spectroscope indicates the gas to be hydrogen and moving towards the earth with enormous velocity.rofl
Why is this nonsense in breaking news.
To: eekitsagreek
Do they have Taco Bells on Mars?
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:05:31 PM PDT
by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
To: eekitsagreek
To: eekitsagreek
Well, they have the band music again playing “Stardust”.
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:05:47 PM PDT
by
eekitsagreek
(Give me a Stanley Cup (or Amy Grant) PLEASE!)
To: HardStarboard
The Martians are voting for OBOMBA!
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:05:49 PM PDT
by
quickquiver
(No, means N O.)
To: eekitsagreek
I had a gas explosion in my pants, should I be worried?
15
posted on
10/30/2008 9:05:50 PM PDT
by
usmcobra
(There are 665,000,000 reasons why Obama should show his eligibility to be president!)
To: eekitsagreek
People are jumping out of buildings.
Oh, sorry, it's just the stock market.
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:06:07 PM PDT
by
Mediocrates
(Nullius in verba)
To: eekitsagreek
*Ah-choo!!!* Geez, I hope I get over this cold soon.
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:06:09 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: babydubya1981
You owe me a new keyboard! LMAO!!
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:06:17 PM PDT
by
Marie
(Charlie Gibson is a condescending tool...)
To: eekitsagreek
The Martians must have found the burritos sent to them on the Rover.
To: eekitsagreek
I’m sure someone in Alaska will start an ethics investigation into Palin over this. I’m certain they will.
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posted on
10/30/2008 9:06:28 PM PDT
by
redk
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