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BREAKING NEWS: Gas Explosions Occuring on Mars!!
10/30/2008 | eekitsagreek

Posted on 10/30/2008 9:01:58 PM PDT by eekitsagreek

Hey all!

I was listening to Ramon Raquello and his orchestra (and who doesn't?) and just as they were playing "La Cumparsita", the program was interupted by a breaking news story from the Intercontinental Radio News with a bulletin on Mars.

"At twenty minutes before eight, central time, Professor Farrell of the Mount Jennings Observatory, Chicago, Illinois, reports observing several explosions of incandescent gas, occurring at regular intervals on the planet Mars. The spectroscope indicates the gas to be hydrogen and moving towards the earth with enormous velocity. Professor Pierson of the Observatory at Princeton confirms Farrell's observation, and describes the phenomenon as "like a jet of blue flame shot from a gun".


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So far, there has been no mention of this on the networks. I went to Drudge, NASA and enterprisemission, but they have nothing as well. Has anyone else heard about this?
1 posted on 10/30/2008 9:02:01 PM PDT by eekitsagreek
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To: eekitsagreek

bttt


2 posted on 10/30/2008 9:03:04 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Obama is the Democrats guy. They bought the ticket, now they must take the ride.)
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To: eekitsagreek

I’m just so glad I don’t live in Grovers Mill, NJ. ;-)


3 posted on 10/30/2008 9:03:33 PM PDT by TMA62 (TMA62)
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Maybe it will hit Iran.


4 posted on 10/30/2008 9:03:43 PM PDT by vrwc54 (Obamao...Obamarx ... Obamanisum)
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To: eekitsagreek
McCain's October surprise??
5 posted on 10/30/2008 9:03:55 PM PDT by HardStarboard ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule - Mencken knew Obama)
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To: eekitsagreek
I heard about it from Orson Wells
6 posted on 10/30/2008 9:04:07 PM PDT by skully (If Obama gets elected will we need to say Obama bless you when someone sneezes??)
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To: eekitsagreek

Rove, you magnificent bastard!


7 posted on 10/30/2008 9:04:41 PM PDT by babydubya1981 (Homeschooling Moms for McCain/Palin 08)
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To: eekitsagreek

bet they’re headed for New Jersey, too....


8 posted on 10/30/2008 9:05:10 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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Jeez, there was just a gas explosion in my dining room.

I have to go open a window.....


9 posted on 10/30/2008 9:05:10 PM PDT by exit82 (The only person that could get me to vote for John McCain is Sarah Palin -God bless her)
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The spectroscope indicates the gas to be hydrogen and moving towards the earth with enormous velocity.

rofl

Why is this nonsense in breaking news.

10 posted on 10/30/2008 9:05:25 PM PDT by delacoert
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To: eekitsagreek

Do they have Taco Bells on Mars?


11 posted on 10/30/2008 9:05:31 PM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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To: eekitsagreek

OPEC cutting production?


12 posted on 10/30/2008 9:05:37 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: eekitsagreek

Well, they have the band music again playing “Stardust”.


13 posted on 10/30/2008 9:05:47 PM PDT by eekitsagreek (Give me a Stanley Cup (or Amy Grant) PLEASE!)
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To: HardStarboard

The Martians are voting for OBOMBA!


14 posted on 10/30/2008 9:05:49 PM PDT by quickquiver (No, means N O.)
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To: eekitsagreek

I had a gas explosion in my pants, should I be worried?


15 posted on 10/30/2008 9:05:50 PM PDT by usmcobra (There are 665,000,000 reasons why Obama should show his eligibility to be president!)
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To: eekitsagreek
People are jumping out of buildings.

Oh, sorry, it's just the stock market.

16 posted on 10/30/2008 9:06:07 PM PDT by Mediocrates (Nullius in verba)
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*Ah-choo!!!* Geez, I hope I get over this cold soon.


17 posted on 10/30/2008 9:06:09 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: babydubya1981

You owe me a new keyboard! LMAO!!


18 posted on 10/30/2008 9:06:17 PM PDT by Marie (Charlie Gibson is a condescending tool...)
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To: eekitsagreek

The Martians must have found the burritos sent to them on the Rover.


19 posted on 10/30/2008 9:06:28 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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I’m sure someone in Alaska will start an ethics investigation into Palin over this. I’m certain they will.


20 posted on 10/30/2008 9:06:28 PM PDT by redk
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