"Can I watch TV?" "Ain't got one."
Posted on 10/05/2008 6:08:07 PM PDT by andrew roman
David Zucker’s An American Carol finished at number nine at the box-office in its first weekend of release – somewhat disappointing, I must admit (considering I saw it twice) – but fortunately ahead of Bill Maher’s anti-religion film “Religulous.” The movie took in $3.81 million in sales, just ahead of Maher’s masterwork, which snagged $3.5 million. The film “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” finished in the top spot, pulling in $29 million.
As many weekend filmgoers have already expressed – far more eloquently than I could hope to - “An American Carol” wasn’t the funniest film ever made. To be fair, it would probably be iniquitous and intellectually dishonest to suggest that it was supposed to be. It was, however, remarkably entertaining, very well-done, almost always politically incorrect (thankfully!) and on more than a few occasions, a laugh-out-loud, belly-busting riot.
It had many of the comedic trademarks of other Zucker films, like the Airplane and Naked Gun series’ – sophomoric absurdity, classic slapstick, clever wordplay, downright rudeness. My wife and I laughed hysterically numerous times. However, “An American Carol,” for all its hilarity and schoolyard silliness, possesses a very different and deliberate undertone that infuses every second of the entire film - namely an unmistakable foundation of unabashed patriotism that wraps itself around the viewer and slaps his or her face (a running theme in the movie) in some of its more poignant and reflective moments.
It actually works quite well.
In short, it is the story of anti-American filmmaker Michael Malone (played wonderfully by Kevin Farley, uncannily resembling Michael Moore), spun by an old grandpa (Leslie Nielsen) at a Fourth of July barbecue to a table full of eager kids, to the beat of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol.” As told by Nielsen, Malone decides that the Fourth of July holiday is a bad thing and should be abolished. At the same time as this, a group of Islamic terrorists in Afghanistan decide they need a top-shelf, professional, anti-American filmmaker to help them create a brand-new, pro-Jihadist recruiting video. Their old training film has clearly lost its effectiveness (one of my favorite segments in the film, by the way) and needs to be replaced. Malone, of course, is the perfect choice.
Malone’s nephew, meanwhile, has enlisted in the United States Navy and is being shipped out to the Persian Gulf the same day that Malone is to lead a huge anti-war rally outside of Madison Square Garden in New York, where a “Support the Troops” music concert is to take place inside.
Madcap hijinx, indeed.
Malone is subsequently visited by ghosts of America’s past - John F. Kennedy (Chriss Anglin), George S. Patton (played stupendously by Kelsey Grammer) and George Washington (a brilliant and all-too short performance by Jon Voigt) – in an attempt to deliver him from his misguided and destructive ways.
Robert Davi, it should be noted, does a tremendous job as the lead terrorist.
In one of the movie’s best sequences, General Patton leads a counter-attack against ACLU lawyers who are invading a courthouse. Patton is assisted by a feisty judge (played by Dennis Hopper), shotguns at the ready. Too funny.
In another, Rosie O Connell (coincidentally enough, a dead ringer for the enchanting Rosie O Donnell) appears with Malone as a guest on Bill O Reilly’s television program. O Connell airs a segment of a documentary that illustrates the dangers of radical Christianity. It is so hysterically funny, it easily could have gone on for another minute or two.
The film, too, has some very powerful moments.
In one particularly moving and affecting segment, George Washington invokes the attacks of September 11, 2001. In another, Malone looks upon a small congregate of America’s fighting men, chronologically depicted, one after another, dating back to the Revolutionary War. It was very touching.
The film’s ending is, admittedly, a bit schmaltzy – but it is effective.
With all of that said, let me point out that the movie is not perfect by any means. There were, indeed, moments when a gag didn’t come off as it could have. Some jokes simply fell flat. As I alluded to earlier, it was not a laugh-a-second, knee-slapping, non-stop, side-splitting yuk-fest.
It didn’t have to be. And I don’t think it was meant to be.
I really did love the film, and it was better than I anticipated ... primarily because it was a bit different than I expected it to be - and I mean that in only the most positive sense.
“An American Carol” is a pro-American comedy (which by definition makes it a unique excursion into the world of modern cinema), filled a host of familiar faces (James Woods, Paris Hilton, Gary Coleman, etc.), that will absolutely bring on the laughs. It is, indeed, a very funny movie.
Don't be surprised, however, if it also makes you cheer boldly and clap resoundingly – as it did for the audiences I attended it with during the “ACLU/Subway” sequence, where after General Patton was asked by Malone if he had a problem with privacy rights, Patton responded, “Yes. When they interfere with my security rights.”
Damn right.
here’s a bit of disconcerting observation for you...
the people who saw Hollywood chihuahua have the power to cancel out your well-informed vote in spades...
Any single individual who chooses a different candidate has the power to “cancel out” my vote. Cebu, that’s democracy. I’ll vote for the candidates I prefer anyway.
We live in Vermont, and none of the theaters near us are showing it. In fact, there is apparently only one theater in this half of the state, or maybe the whole state, that is showing it. I’m trying to persuade some of my family to get together, drive over to that theater about an hour from here, see the movie and have some dinner.
I agree with your statement from the perspective of a healthy mind, but I sincerely believe Movies by the likes of Micheal Moore are viewed in en mass by liberals because they need the validation of a crowd of like minds agreeing at the object of their contempt.
I don’t sense that need from grounded conservatives.
We drove an hour and a half to Quincy, IL, to see “Star Wars” on my 11th birthday.
I think you’re right, and also that liberals don’t have anything more interesting to do. We spent yesterday afternoon strolling around yard sales in Lake Park with my parents. DP took one of the dragons, and they were quite a hit!
That was my impression of it as well. I thought is was watchable, but definitely not something I would tell people to go out of their way to see. The only time I could ever see myself watching it again is if it is on cable sometime in the future and there is nothing else on. In my opinion, it was a very concept but it could have been much, much better.
I teared up on this scene. Laughing one minute, teary the next.The mark of good comedy work.
Here in liberal Vermont, there were only about 25 people in a 150 seat theater.
We were mostly conservatives, and enjoyed laughing our butts off together. I loved the Taliban and AL Qaida recruting segments , with correct and incorrect demonstrations on how to blow yourself up.
The problem is, $29 mil worth of sheeple didn't--BHC looks incredibly stupid--sheesh!
I agree with the writer. I didn't care for the slapstick and the silliness, but I loved its PRO AMERICA presentation and it not being politically correct.
I have boycotted Hollywood for years but did drive 45 minutes to see this movie yesterday and I'm glad I did!
I was hoping it would do a lot better than 9th!
But did he sit through the end of the credits? We did.
Yes, there is a “final scene.” ;-)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua? Personally, I find Pugs more entertaining.
Not a bad showing for a film I have not seen a promo for around here. Just on the radio during Hannity.
We weren’t able to go this weekend either. Hopefully, next.
I don’t watch tv, don’t have one. Don’t buy newspapers either. I definitely don’t goto the movies, haven’t done so in years and I rarely rent dvd’s. Last one I saw was the patriot.
The internet is my choice of reading and entertainment.
My husband and I saw American Carol this weekend twice. My husband literally fell in the floor during the ACLU scene!
**I was hoping it would do a lot better than 9th!**
Me too, BUT .. it came in in the Top 10 (as a retired musician, that was GOOD)
And it still beat out Mahar’s TRIPE!
Conservatives don’t have BUS loads of RENT A MOB to fill the theaters, like the Left fills their “Protests”
Would’ve loved to have gone but it isn’t anywhere near here to see.
"Can I watch TV?" "Ain't got one."
It is not showing anywhere near us.
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