1 posted on
07/14/2008 11:21:01 AM PDT by
BGHater
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To: SunkenCiv
‘When buried, the dead man was weighed down with two big stones, one on his chest and the other on his head.’
Vampire ping. Not Hillary related.
2 posted on
07/14/2008 11:21:47 AM PDT by
BGHater
(Heller v. DC= McCain-Feingold for Gun Control)
To: BGHater
No good can come from this!
To: BGHater
Well, gee, the first big mistake in vampire movies is OPENING THEIR GRAVES!!!!
Anyway, I think the vampire on the loose is Barack (even sounds like an old world vampire name). And being affected by sunlight was a movie fabrication, so it’s no surprise seeing him walk around in the daytime.
To: BGHater
"Listen! De children of de night. What music dey make".
- From Dracula
Maybe this guy couldn't carry a tune...
7 posted on
07/14/2008 11:25:57 AM PDT by
bcsco
(To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
To: BGHater
In other news: Radko Sedlacek’s corpse was found floating down the Danube, totally drained of blood.
To: BGHater
a 4000-year-old grave in Mikulovice, east Bohemia, with remains of what might have been considered a vampire at the time She doesn't look a day over 2,000.
11 posted on
07/14/2008 11:28:49 AM PDT by
weegee
(Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
To: BGHater
"You damn kids get off of my lawn!"
12 posted on
07/14/2008 11:29:18 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: BGHater
When buried, the dead man was weighed down with two big stonesDo all vampires have big stones?
To: BGHater
Did he look like this?
Because if he did, I think I know who could take care of him.
17 posted on
07/14/2008 11:30:51 AM PDT by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Darksheare
I know you’ve got a stake in this, sucker! Tell me it isn’t true! :)
24 posted on
07/14/2008 11:42:10 AM PDT by
derllak
To: BGHater
John Kerry sleeps in a grave? How very “Lurch” of him...
29 posted on
07/14/2008 11:56:20 AM PDT by
kromike
To: BGHater
What happen to a stake through the heart or exposer to sunlight?
33 posted on
07/14/2008 12:02:45 PM PDT by
wolfcreek
(I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
To: BGHater
The police “staked” the place out first...The mirror image of the vampire is posted below.
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34 posted on
07/14/2008 12:02:49 PM PDT by
Sacajaweau
(I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
To: BGHater
To: BGHater; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Who wants to go on a stakeout?
49 posted on
07/14/2008 12:50:12 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
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To: BGHater
Nowadays, nobody really believes in all that weird old vampire stuff. These days, we’re much more sophisticated. We just call them Democrats and accept them for the blood-sucking, walking evil zombies that they are.
53 posted on
07/14/2008 1:07:50 PM PDT by
WorkingClassFilth
(Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
To: BGHater
Amateurs. The head would have been removed and put in place backwards so the vampire would tend to go away should it rise from the grave.
61 posted on
07/14/2008 1:47:47 PM PDT by
RightWhale
(I will veto each and every beer)
To: BGHater
I dunno, my trust in Hollywood movies feels so.....violated!
Vampires were killed with wooden stakes through the heart or you could drag them out into the sunlight. Crosses and garlic would drive them away. Stones had abosolutely nothing to do with it!
Does this mean that the Wolfman could have been killed with something else not involving silver? Did Frankenstein always have to burn to death, or get buried in ice? And what about The Mummy? Is it really necessary to have a golden book written in hieroglyphics and someone that can actually speak ancient Eygptian to get rid of him?
62 posted on
07/14/2008 1:56:10 PM PDT by
xJones
To: BGHater
I have begun to suspect that vampires are really just anemics owho have been taking St. John’s Wort.
To: BGHater
“When buried, the dead man was weighed down with two big stones, one on his chest and the other on his head.”
Mick and Keith?
67 posted on
07/14/2008 6:18:53 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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