[IowaHawk]

More disaster tragedy here

[Jean S]

Ping!

[CindyDawg]

Huh? :’)

[El Cid]

Great work once again!

Good way to start the weekend with some laughs - thanks.

[ViLaLuz]

I love it!

[Diver Dave]

I’m sure FEMA screwed up somehow and will be knocking at your door any moment now... uhhh Bush’s Fault :)

[wizr]

Thanks. Wanted to email it to some friends, but Yahoo’s broke. Now, THAT’S a disaster.

[loungeSerf]

LOL!

[Conservative4Ever]

Funny stuff! LOL

[Lurker]

Thanks for the laugh Dave.

Really good one.

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[Cacique]

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[radiohead]

Good stuff.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I was unprepared for the devastation -- and the aftershock that my fellow Iowans would sabotage my once-in-a-lifetime golden ticket on the FEMA gravy train.





Reading this, my coldhearted uncompassionate Conservative emotions ran the gamut from a kindly "prayers up" to "Ah feeeel your pain" spoken with a Arkansas accent....

But seriesly, if you need a few bucks and some doe to get you through this, I'll send you a rain-check...






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[DoughtyOne]

I’d try to help you folks, but it’s obvious you’re not stupid enough to need it. You Iowans are pathetic victims. Can’t you like, break into a sports facility and poop on the floor or something. Give us something to fault the government for will ya. Just dang...

And didn’t I see some of you in your own cars fleeing the flood? Just damn. Didn’t you learn anything from Katrina?

I don’t think you folks are going to get more than two or three trailers out of this. And as for rebuilding, I think you’ve screwed that up too.

You self-reliant people make me sick.

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[Hi Heels]

"The only real violence I sparked was when Tammi Jo showed up at the gym with Dakota and Tiffani. And her 12" Maglite. After getting first aid from the old lady at the desk, Kyle and I headed over to Chuck's to stay for a while. "

Dontcha just love Tammi Jo?

Thank you for a great laugh at the end of a trying day.

This reminds me of the Northridge Earthquake. After dealing with that, and watching the response of some of the citizens as a result of the tornado in LA, well, it made me throw up in my mouth a little.....and this was California. Land of the liberal. No riots, everyone pitching in. Our house was a wreck, but a local restaurant was in much worse shape, so we went down there and cleaned up turning off the gas, putting out the fire, turned off the water flooding the whole place, and then cooked up everything they had that was defrosting for the neighborhood. Turned into a gigantic barbecue. It was awesome. Restaurant stands today and is still the best place to eat in town.

God Bless you Iowans. Keep up the good work.

[dennisw]

Cash in or die!! Think like a Democrat!!

[Billthedrill]

Oh, man, Dave, I feel your pain. Nothing worse than having a bunch of sandbag-filling do-gooders ruining a sweet scam like that.

But all is not lost. Gitcha a decent lawyer - I hear Edwards is available - and sue the waders off the buggers for interfering with a wetland. EPA oughta cough up some serious cash, you betcha, at least enough to cover the ATV's you're gonna need to "manage" the yellow-necked Mudworts whose habitat was thoughtlessly ruint. I got me some starlings and a can of spray-paint. Watch for the Fed-Ex truck. It's for the enviruhmint, baby...